Gretski Heissy
@gheissenberger.bsky.social
I'm a human, just tryna survive and obtain chocolate and cheese.
I finished all the puzzles in Merry Murdle last night, even all the bonus ones!
It had a surprisingly satisfying ending with a twist I didn't see coming. ❤️
It had a surprisingly satisfying ending with a twist I didn't see coming. ❤️
January 6, 2026 at 1:54 PM
I finished all the puzzles in Merry Murdle last night, even all the bonus ones!
It had a surprisingly satisfying ending with a twist I didn't see coming. ❤️
It had a surprisingly satisfying ending with a twist I didn't see coming. ❤️
Cornmeal, and gunpowder and ham-hocks and guitar strings
December 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Cornmeal, and gunpowder and ham-hocks and guitar strings
Leia is a Boston girl
November 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Leia is a Boston girl
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this, *this*, is the greatest crossover of all time
November 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
this, *this*, is the greatest crossover of all time
Super cute and also I can't use my hands now. BUT WHO NEEDS HANDS ITS HALLOWEEN GUYS
October 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Super cute and also I can't use my hands now. BUT WHO NEEDS HANDS ITS HALLOWEEN GUYS
Ghostbusters may be the best movie of all time
October 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Ghostbusters may be the best movie of all time
Bustin makes me feel good
October 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Bustin makes me feel good
Did you know you can buy a whole stick of Brussel Sprouts at the Farmer's Market for $4?
September 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Did you know you can buy a whole stick of Brussel Sprouts at the Farmer's Market for $4?
Fish sticks and a pumpkin spice latte is a nutritious balanced lunch, right?
September 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Fish sticks and a pumpkin spice latte is a nutritious balanced lunch, right?
What hath God wrought?
September 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
What hath God wrought?
You never realize how much stuff you touch with your elbow until you put Vaseline on your elbow and count the items in your house that are unexpectedly greasy
August 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
You never realize how much stuff you touch with your elbow until you put Vaseline on your elbow and count the items in your house that are unexpectedly greasy
It's that time!
August 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
It's that time!
Y'all stay safe out there on the mean streets of Melrose
June 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Y'all stay safe out there on the mean streets of Melrose
I wanted to go to the beach first thing this morning. We couldn't find our sand pail. I would have stopped at five below but they weren't open yet. I resigned myself to having no pail at the beach. When suddenly at the Dunkin we spot:
June 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I wanted to go to the beach first thing this morning. We couldn't find our sand pail. I would have stopped at five below but they weren't open yet. I resigned myself to having no pail at the beach. When suddenly at the Dunkin we spot:
I think Drag Queens at the Kennedy Center may be my favorite form of protest.
June 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I think Drag Queens at the Kennedy Center may be my favorite form of protest.
What kind of Masshole should I be today?
June 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
What kind of Masshole should I be today?
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My love of reading is strongly link to this man…
May 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
My love of reading is strongly link to this man…
If the world today is full of dark news, and it's getting you down, I highly recommend listening to the song "Rasputin" by Bony M on repeat for a few hours.
May 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
If the world today is full of dark news, and it's getting you down, I highly recommend listening to the song "Rasputin" by Bony M on repeat for a few hours.
I saw a turkey on my morning walk today
April 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I saw a turkey on my morning walk today
One of these peeps is not like the others!
April 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
One of these peeps is not like the others!
I keep forgetting I'm wearing silly Crocs and accidentally leaving the house in them.
April 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I keep forgetting I'm wearing silly Crocs and accidentally leaving the house in them.
I just realized that Cadbury has lost its Royal Warrent and holy cow am I going down a rabbit hole over here
April 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I just realized that Cadbury has lost its Royal Warrent and holy cow am I going down a rabbit hole over here
Photo from my morning walk
March 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Photo from my morning walk
