Cal🐢🐍🦎💚
@ggingerrr.bsky.social
accidental herpetologist - cannot stop pronouncing it "bloo-ski"
I love sharing recycling bins with my apartment complex because I love to see how much and what kind of alcohol we all like to drink
March 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I love sharing recycling bins with my apartment complex because I love to see how much and what kind of alcohol we all like to drink
I’m ngl bulbapedia has been a very important website for me for years
March 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I’m ngl bulbapedia has been a very important website for me for years
You ever cry so hard your nose smells/feels like you inhaled pool water
February 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
You ever cry so hard your nose smells/feels like you inhaled pool water
I hate when I’m at a party and I’m trying to sit alone in a room and people keep coming in to be like “are you okay??” But the cool thing about my friends is that I’m like yeah, I’m okay, I’m just trying to be alone right now and they’re all like, “sick, enjoy”
February 23, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I hate when I’m at a party and I’m trying to sit alone in a room and people keep coming in to be like “are you okay??” But the cool thing about my friends is that I’m like yeah, I’m okay, I’m just trying to be alone right now and they’re all like, “sick, enjoy”
Tetris is too stressful for me
February 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Tetris is too stressful for me
Someone brought a live, sick raccoon wrapped in a sweatshirt in the back seat of their car to our office today 😀
February 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Someone brought a live, sick raccoon wrapped in a sweatshirt in the back seat of their car to our office today 😀
I think I lost my W-2
February 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I think I lost my W-2
Not everything is my business!
February 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Not everything is my business!
My cat seems to be sick which means the rest of my life is permanently on pause until he feels better
February 10, 2025 at 5:32 AM
My cat seems to be sick which means the rest of my life is permanently on pause until he feels better
Thought I felt better today so I tried to do things and was quickly humbled. Will not be doing that again
February 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Thought I felt better today so I tried to do things and was quickly humbled. Will not be doing that again
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Truly wild that they got away with “Bustin’ makes me feel good.”
February 7, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Truly wild that they got away with “Bustin’ makes me feel good.”
Sorry yall for all the posts last night. I’ve been alone in my room for two days and needed to talk to someone. Welcome to my twitter
February 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Sorry yall for all the posts last night. I’ve been alone in my room for two days and needed to talk to someone. Welcome to my twitter
My congestion is at the point between breaking up and fully congested where it kind of just burns my nostrils?
February 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
My congestion is at the point between breaking up and fully congested where it kind of just burns my nostrils?
Almost everyone experiences imposter syndrome but when someone brings up like a species of salamander I’ve never heard of it really hurts me to pretend I know exactly what they’re talking about
February 7, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Almost everyone experiences imposter syndrome but when someone brings up like a species of salamander I’ve never heard of it really hurts me to pretend I know exactly what they’re talking about
Im scrolling social media while my iPad runs my ghost app. Typical night for Callie
February 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Im scrolling social media while my iPad runs my ghost app. Typical night for Callie
Bluesky seems more serious than twitter but I just want to tell everyone that I’m so sick I feel like someone is tightening a rubber band around my head and injecting my sinuses with jello
February 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Bluesky seems more serious than twitter but I just want to tell everyone that I’m so sick I feel like someone is tightening a rubber band around my head and injecting my sinuses with jello
I am so sick and ill I’ve done is watch smosh videos and play stupid phone games that make me watch ads every two minutes
February 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I am so sick and ill I’ve done is watch smosh videos and play stupid phone games that make me watch ads every two minutes
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if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
I keep only reading house of leaves when I accidentally wake up at 3 am
February 5, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I keep only reading house of leaves when I accidentally wake up at 3 am
Anyway I’m starting Wellbutrin tomorrow. Wish me luck I guess
February 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Anyway I’m starting Wellbutrin tomorrow. Wish me luck I guess
Ik everyone left instagram for good reasons but it’s literally the only social media I can use these days that doesn’t immediately deliver me the worst news that I couldn’t even fathom receiving. So idk what to do
February 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Ik everyone left instagram for good reasons but it’s literally the only social media I can use these days that doesn’t immediately deliver me the worst news that I couldn’t even fathom receiving. So idk what to do
You ever are listening to dir en grey in 2025?
February 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
You ever are listening to dir en grey in 2025?
You ever play four of a kind aces (all enhanced) but you fuck up and forget you’re fighting the psychic so it doesn’t count and you get no points?
February 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
You ever play four of a kind aces (all enhanced) but you fuck up and forget you’re fighting the psychic so it doesn’t count and you get no points?
I actually love my friends Will Emily and Brendon Bigley so much
February 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I actually love my friends Will Emily and Brendon Bigley so much