shrinky dinks for new years

this shit is a girl blunt / i only smoke girl blunts

after much deliberation by some amazing queens, they announced "CANDLE BITCH" as the winner and it took me until they literally pointed at me for me to realize I won LOL
here's a pic from that night, me smoking a virginia slim

need this as a pageant sash

this was me after i had to take a xanax bc i was flipping out because i thought my skink’s foot fell off

she is the purest most blessed and divine little critter on earth

Ok so I came home and found this FOOT in my fucking skink’s tank so of course I assume HIS FOOT FELL OFF so I freaked out and called an exotic vet and when I went to put him in the transport container HE HAD ALL 4 FEET. Turns out it’s just a big chunk of shed skin. but WTF fr

bong & Macbeth (Judi Dench and Ian McKellen performance) ?

coooool new ink
diagram from my ASL textbook

actual photo of my mom and i talking to each other while both on our klonopin prescriptions