shrinky dinks for new years

this shit is a girl blunt / i only smoke girl blunts

i made out on the street with a hot guy i met at karaoke, he pushed me up against the grate of a closed countertop showroom, i’m fucking horny

i'm fuckin brimming with weird lore, like in 2019 won a halloween costume contest dressed as Lady Macbeth while tripping on DMT

need this as a pageant sash

this was me after i had to take a xanax bc i was flipping out because i thought my skink’s foot fell off

she is the purest most blessed and divine little critter on earth

Ok so I came home and found this FOOT in my fucking skink’s tank so of course I assume HIS FOOT FELL OFF so I freaked out and called an exotic vet and when I went to put him in the transport container HE HAD ALL 4 FEET. Turns out it’s just a big chunk of shed skin. but WTF fr

bong & Macbeth (Judi Dench and Ian McKellen performance) ?

coooool new ink
diagram from my ASL textbook

anagram:
Missy Elliot = Limitless, Yo

actual photo of my mom and i talking to each other while both on our klonopin prescriptions

I live in the garden at the edge of the end of the world

For Whom The Babybel Tolls

Gyrations in Four Planes

I.
engravings
circuits
fissures
bleaching
like coral around the edges
bony outgrowths of minerals
turned hostile
shredding
my jellied ligaments
as i carve myself with red,
orange, vomit, overdose.

there's no money in heaven, we're all just dancing for ourselves

you fidget spinner. you obsolete fad gadget.