I will never understand the “the left was so annoying I became conservative” because I am irritated by you guys every single damn day and all I can do is roll my eyes and groan. My most conservative belief is that just because your feelings got a little bit hurt doesn’t mean you need to cry.
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I will never understand the “the left was so annoying I became conservative” because I am irritated by you guys every single damn day and all I can do is roll my eyes and groan. My most conservative belief is that just because your feelings got a little bit hurt doesn’t mean you need to cry.
I’m like if someone gave a dog a knife
September 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I’m like if someone gave a dog a knife
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Unfortunately now when someone asks me to flex for them I will stop what I’m doing or saying to do it. Intoxicating 😭
September 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Unfortunately now when someone asks me to flex for them I will stop what I’m doing or saying to do it. Intoxicating 😭
I am extremely judgmental of bumper stickers, you can tell SO much about a person from that alone.
August 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I am extremely judgmental of bumper stickers, you can tell SO much about a person from that alone.
Held him down while he was running away from it, it’s supposed to hurt a little baby 🥰 that’s the love you’re feeling
July 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Held him down while he was running away from it, it’s supposed to hurt a little baby 🥰 that’s the love you’re feeling
Any queers on Xbox playing Nightreign?🐶
May 31, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Any queers on Xbox playing Nightreign?🐶
need my feet licked while I play with my dick 😔
April 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
need my feet licked while I play with my dick 😔
My goal is to be able to do a good healthy hand stand by the summer
April 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
My goal is to be able to do a good healthy hand stand by the summer
This job has me so exhausted I fell asleep trying to jack off last night lmao
April 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
This job has me so exhausted I fell asleep trying to jack off last night lmao
I’m going to be so naked this summer
March 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I’m going to be so naked this summer
Working out is cool cause it’s like yeah I can see my progress and I feel amazing every time I do it but I’m not big enough yet and that gives me mental illness.
March 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Working out is cool cause it’s like yeah I can see my progress and I feel amazing every time I do it but I’m not big enough yet and that gives me mental illness.
Dark Chocolate x Earl Grey 🌹
February 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Dark Chocolate x Earl Grey 🌹
I like galettes cause they can be ugly lookin and it gives them this sort of old world rustic charm in the end
January 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I like galettes cause they can be ugly lookin and it gives them this sort of old world rustic charm in the end
I tried my hand at steamed bao buns. Used this tasty Japanese bbq sauce I found and shredded some chicken for the filling with garlic and shallots. More stir fried cabbage and made some fried rice 🔥
January 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I tried my hand at steamed bao buns. Used this tasty Japanese bbq sauce I found and shredded some chicken for the filling with garlic and shallots. More stir fried cabbage and made some fried rice 🔥
Pepper steak & cabbage stir fry while I make carrot and leek soup
January 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Pepper steak & cabbage stir fry while I make carrot and leek soup
Subs are always saying “I’d love for a man to hit me and push my limits!” until you want to punch them in the face
January 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Subs are always saying “I’d love for a man to hit me and push my limits!” until you want to punch them in the face
Guys with long hair are either cool as hell or entirely untrustworthy and weird
January 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Guys with long hair are either cool as hell or entirely untrustworthy and weird
“I need to do this to someone’s son/daughter” sounds so oddly pedophilic every time I hear it
January 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
“I need to do this to someone’s son/daughter” sounds so oddly pedophilic every time I hear it
Maia Poet admitting she makes 600 dollar biweekly rage baiting people on Twitter is so funny to me cause it’s like…yes girl, make hundreds of thousands of people hate and shit on you daily for minimum wage. Be remembered for that. 😂
January 7, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Maia Poet admitting she makes 600 dollar biweekly rage baiting people on Twitter is so funny to me cause it’s like…yes girl, make hundreds of thousands of people hate and shit on you daily for minimum wage. Be remembered for that. 😂
Sometimes you see some shit so stupid you can only think “wow I’m actually doing okay in life”
January 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Sometimes you see some shit so stupid you can only think “wow I’m actually doing okay in life”
Driving in the snow in a 2WD truck is fun it’s like a game of chance with the gods. Will I live? Will I die? Am I going to stop when I reach the sign at the intersection? Who knows!
January 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Driving in the snow in a 2WD truck is fun it’s like a game of chance with the gods. Will I live? Will I die? Am I going to stop when I reach the sign at the intersection? Who knows!