Dumb Dog
@getmauled.bsky.social
Sober, kind of a dick, a little feral
I don’t think apple has had an iOS update in the last 5 years that was good. Every update makes my phone harder and more complicated to use, everything is too fluid and responsive, there are too many “hidden menus” to find the shit you could just click and have available. Shit sucks!
December 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I don’t think apple has had an iOS update in the last 5 years that was good. Every update makes my phone harder and more complicated to use, everything is too fluid and responsive, there are too many “hidden menus” to find the shit you could just click and have available. Shit sucks!
About to read house of leaves again, I’m gonna be annoying about it
December 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
About to read house of leaves again, I’m gonna be annoying about it
“Am I shadow banned???”
No you’re just not particularly interesting
No you’re just not particularly interesting
December 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
“Am I shadow banned???”
No you’re just not particularly interesting
No you’re just not particularly interesting
I think all of my problems today would be solved by a hairy ass grinding my face into dust
December 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I think all of my problems today would be solved by a hairy ass grinding my face into dust
I’m not anti-weed but I am very anti-stoner
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I’m not anti-weed but I am very anti-stoner
Damn I’m kind of a dick when I’m not stoned all day 😂
November 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Damn I’m kind of a dick when I’m not stoned all day 😂
Usually when someone says they have addiction issues to something, people feel pity and encourage sobriety
When it’s weed that you’re struggling with, people want to call you weak and a pussy but don’t reflect on why they feel so enraged by the idea of someone choosing to quit after 16 years of use
When it’s weed that you’re struggling with, people want to call you weak and a pussy but don’t reflect on why they feel so enraged by the idea of someone choosing to quit after 16 years of use
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Usually when someone says they have addiction issues to something, people feel pity and encourage sobriety
When it’s weed that you’re struggling with, people want to call you weak and a pussy but don’t reflect on why they feel so enraged by the idea of someone choosing to quit after 16 years of use
When it’s weed that you’re struggling with, people want to call you weak and a pussy but don’t reflect on why they feel so enraged by the idea of someone choosing to quit after 16 years of use
I will never understand the “the left was so annoying I became conservative” because I am irritated by you guys every single damn day and all I can do is roll my eyes and groan. My most conservative belief is that just because your feelings got a little bit hurt doesn’t mean you need to cry.
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I will never understand the “the left was so annoying I became conservative” because I am irritated by you guys every single damn day and all I can do is roll my eyes and groan. My most conservative belief is that just because your feelings got a little bit hurt doesn’t mean you need to cry.
I’m like if someone gave a dog a knife
September 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I’m like if someone gave a dog a knife
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Unfortunately now when someone asks me to flex for them I will stop what I’m doing or saying to do it. Intoxicating 😭
September 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Unfortunately now when someone asks me to flex for them I will stop what I’m doing or saying to do it. Intoxicating 😭
I am extremely judgmental of bumper stickers, you can tell SO much about a person from that alone.
August 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I am extremely judgmental of bumper stickers, you can tell SO much about a person from that alone.
Held him down while he was running away from it, it’s supposed to hurt a little baby 🥰 that’s the love you’re feeling
July 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Held him down while he was running away from it, it’s supposed to hurt a little baby 🥰 that’s the love you’re feeling
Any queers on Xbox playing Nightreign?🐶
May 31, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Any queers on Xbox playing Nightreign?🐶
need my feet licked while I play with my dick 😔
April 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
need my feet licked while I play with my dick 😔
My goal is to be able to do a good healthy hand stand by the summer
April 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
My goal is to be able to do a good healthy hand stand by the summer
This job has me so exhausted I fell asleep trying to jack off last night lmao
April 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
This job has me so exhausted I fell asleep trying to jack off last night lmao
I’m going to be so naked this summer
March 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I’m going to be so naked this summer
Working out is cool cause it’s like yeah I can see my progress and I feel amazing every time I do it but I’m not big enough yet and that gives me mental illness.
March 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Working out is cool cause it’s like yeah I can see my progress and I feel amazing every time I do it but I’m not big enough yet and that gives me mental illness.
Dark Chocolate x Earl Grey 🌹
February 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Dark Chocolate x Earl Grey 🌹
I like galettes cause they can be ugly lookin and it gives them this sort of old world rustic charm in the end
January 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I like galettes cause they can be ugly lookin and it gives them this sort of old world rustic charm in the end
I tried my hand at steamed bao buns. Used this tasty Japanese bbq sauce I found and shredded some chicken for the filling with garlic and shallots. More stir fried cabbage and made some fried rice 🔥
January 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I tried my hand at steamed bao buns. Used this tasty Japanese bbq sauce I found and shredded some chicken for the filling with garlic and shallots. More stir fried cabbage and made some fried rice 🔥
Pepper steak & cabbage stir fry while I make carrot and leek soup
January 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Pepper steak & cabbage stir fry while I make carrot and leek soup