@germyfur.bsky.social
Here comes the post-Thanksgiving, pre-birthday blues where I have an existential crisis and feel so very mortal.
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Here comes the post-Thanksgiving, pre-birthday blues where I have an existential crisis and feel so very mortal.
Having a dog is like having an adorable, fluffy goblin. A goblin you have a battle of wills against daily to not eat cat poop or lick the garbage bag drippings.
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Having a dog is like having an adorable, fluffy goblin. A goblin you have a battle of wills against daily to not eat cat poop or lick the garbage bag drippings.
Taking my disgusting NMNs every night because more often than not I want to live for quite a while in this world. 🤢🥹
November 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Taking my disgusting NMNs every night because more often than not I want to live for quite a while in this world. 🤢🥹
It was last week when I suddenly became acutely aware that NOBODY wears skinny jeans anymore. All I have are skinny jeans. 🤦♀️ #firstworldmillenialproblems
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It was last week when I suddenly became acutely aware that NOBODY wears skinny jeans anymore. All I have are skinny jeans. 🤦♀️ #firstworldmillenialproblems
Roadies are just modern day butlers.
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Roadies are just modern day butlers.
It me, hence the username 😉
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It me, hence the username 😉
Me, an Anglophile my whole life, finally living in the UK: Hmm. The French were really onto something with being artsy, emotionally intelligent, into natural beauty, having a work/life balance, etc etc. Am I turning Francophile?
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Me, an Anglophile my whole life, finally living in the UK: Hmm. The French were really onto something with being artsy, emotionally intelligent, into natural beauty, having a work/life balance, etc etc. Am I turning Francophile?
Just legitimately mistakenly called Colin Hanks “Hank Collins.” 🤦♀️
November 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Just legitimately mistakenly called Colin Hanks “Hank Collins.” 🤦♀️
Nobody wants a sad whipping boy. That’s just a mood killer.
November 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Nobody wants a sad whipping boy. That’s just a mood killer.
It’s funny in this day and age (of brain rot content and hallucinating AI) to remember that the internet was once called “the information superhighway.”
October 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
It’s funny in this day and age (of brain rot content and hallucinating AI) to remember that the internet was once called “the information superhighway.”
Reposted
IRS layoffs are costly for the U.S., redistributing wealth to the top 1% (who lie on their taxes at jaw-dropping rates).
The bottom 99% generally pay their taxes. cepr.org/voxeu/column...
The bottom 99% generally pay their taxes. cepr.org/voxeu/column...
October 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
IRS layoffs are costly for the U.S., redistributing wealth to the top 1% (who lie on their taxes at jaw-dropping rates).
The bottom 99% generally pay their taxes. cepr.org/voxeu/column...
The bottom 99% generally pay their taxes. cepr.org/voxeu/column...
Refrigerating things in Britain:
Eggs? 🚫
Avocado? ✅
Eggs? 🚫
Avocado? ✅
October 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Refrigerating things in Britain:
Eggs? 🚫
Avocado? ✅
Eggs? 🚫
Avocado? ✅
England doesn’t have Thanksgiving, so there’s nothing to protect Halloween from the onslaught of Christmas (in early October!) 😱🎃
October 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
England doesn’t have Thanksgiving, so there’s nothing to protect Halloween from the onslaught of Christmas (in early October!) 😱🎃
So the other day, I was in Nat West bank with my dog. (They are very dog-friendly btw)
Mini schnauzers are an old lady magnet, so one approached us and asked me if she knew any tricks. I was telling her how she just learned “paw” but she learned it from me, so with an American accent.
Mini schnauzers are an old lady magnet, so one approached us and asked me if she knew any tricks. I was telling her how she just learned “paw” but she learned it from me, so with an American accent.
October 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
So the other day, I was in Nat West bank with my dog. (They are very dog-friendly btw)
Mini schnauzers are an old lady magnet, so one approached us and asked me if she knew any tricks. I was telling her how she just learned “paw” but she learned it from me, so with an American accent.
Mini schnauzers are an old lady magnet, so one approached us and asked me if she knew any tricks. I was telling her how she just learned “paw” but she learned it from me, so with an American accent.
True love is not only freely farting in front of each other without embarrassment, but describing your partners fart with what would be a similar sound.
Recent ones:
- A wooden chair being dragged across the floor
- a tiny trumpet
- a “hand fart” (where you squeeze the air out between your palms)
Recent ones:
- A wooden chair being dragged across the floor
- a tiny trumpet
- a “hand fart” (where you squeeze the air out between your palms)
September 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
True love is not only freely farting in front of each other without embarrassment, but describing your partners fart with what would be a similar sound.
Recent ones:
- A wooden chair being dragged across the floor
- a tiny trumpet
- a “hand fart” (where you squeeze the air out between your palms)
Recent ones:
- A wooden chair being dragged across the floor
- a tiny trumpet
- a “hand fart” (where you squeeze the air out between your palms)
Me: I miss kitchen knives with pointy ends. Makes it easier to cut and core fruits & veggies
My husband: Well, they do it for safety
Me: oh
(Suddenly remembers that guns are outlawed here so stabbing rates are proportionally higher)
OHHH! 😳
My husband: Well, they do it for safety
Me: oh
(Suddenly remembers that guns are outlawed here so stabbing rates are proportionally higher)
OHHH! 😳
September 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Me: I miss kitchen knives with pointy ends. Makes it easier to cut and core fruits & veggies
My husband: Well, they do it for safety
Me: oh
(Suddenly remembers that guns are outlawed here so stabbing rates are proportionally higher)
OHHH! 😳
My husband: Well, they do it for safety
Me: oh
(Suddenly remembers that guns are outlawed here so stabbing rates are proportionally higher)
OHHH! 😳
Oasis might’ve won the Britpop battle, but Damon Albarn won the war
July 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Oasis might’ve won the Britpop battle, but Damon Albarn won the war
I’ve reached the point in my life where I relate more to Edina than Saffron.
July 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I’ve reached the point in my life where I relate more to Edina than Saffron.
June is the best month. I never want it to end.
June 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
June is the best month. I never want it to end.
So crazy to move to a “foreign” country and feel right away that I finally found a place where I belong.
I’m sure it also helps to live in the most liberal/accepting city in said country.
I’m sure it also helps to live in the most liberal/accepting city in said country.
June 23, 2025 at 12:18 PM
So crazy to move to a “foreign” country and feel right away that I finally found a place where I belong.
I’m sure it also helps to live in the most liberal/accepting city in said country.
I’m sure it also helps to live in the most liberal/accepting city in said country.
Parents: *complain about how I’m not naturally an early riser*
Me: Well, actually, the great thing about me is that my have ADHD, so I get easily distracted, and if you’re in a tribe, you want someone who can sense danger immediately. And since I wake up late, I can keep a lookout for later than you
Me: Well, actually, the great thing about me is that my have ADHD, so I get easily distracted, and if you’re in a tribe, you want someone who can sense danger immediately. And since I wake up late, I can keep a lookout for later than you
June 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Parents: *complain about how I’m not naturally an early riser*
Me: Well, actually, the great thing about me is that my have ADHD, so I get easily distracted, and if you’re in a tribe, you want someone who can sense danger immediately. And since I wake up late, I can keep a lookout for later than you
Me: Well, actually, the great thing about me is that my have ADHD, so I get easily distracted, and if you’re in a tribe, you want someone who can sense danger immediately. And since I wake up late, I can keep a lookout for later than you
Goths hear me out: what about the color navy?
June 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Goths hear me out: what about the color navy?
Sometimes people mistake my proverbial well of positivity for a spring.
June 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Sometimes people mistake my proverbial well of positivity for a spring.
I’m a Type B person raised by a Type A person, so I’m still neurotic.
May 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I’m a Type B person raised by a Type A person, so I’m still neurotic.
Once you go bidet, you never go back
May 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Once you go bidet, you never go back