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After an IMMENSE amount of private research, it has become glaringly obvious that Eric Zimmerman is a White Jamaican man
January 11, 2026 at 10:25 PM
After an IMMENSE amount of private research, it has become glaringly obvious that Eric Zimmerman is a White Jamaican man
Yea changed Portland’s diapers 🤣🤣🤣
Here’s how Portland changed in 2025 because of our stories.
Five Ways WW Changed Portland in 2025
Aaron Mesh
www.wweek.com
December 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Yea changed Portland’s diapers 🤣🤣🤣
My doctor instructed me to take 6 different diuretics to “balance each other out.” But what I didn’t tell HER is that I’m taking a 7th thru an illicit vendor for good measure 🤐
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
My doctor instructed me to take 6 different diuretics to “balance each other out.” But what I didn’t tell HER is that I’m taking a 7th thru an illicit vendor for good measure 🤐
Enough AI, more Amos n Andy
ICYMI, I was just featured in an Oregonian article titled “Portland city councilor quietly uses AI to help craft her public pronouncements.” Well let’s talk about it!
August 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Enough AI, more Amos n Andy
I clogged the toilet with my PISS!!
August 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I clogged the toilet with my PISS!!
Do androids crap electric poop?
July 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Do androids crap electric poop?
Sometimes there is prose that is so well crafted and eloquent that is just sings off the page. Songs so vivid and pure it breaks barriers. Steinbeck (even if he’s a commie), Hemingway, Joyce, Steele… recalibrateportland.substack.com/p/be-brave-c...
July 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Sometimes there is prose that is so well crafted and eloquent that is just sings off the page. Songs so vivid and pure it breaks barriers. Steinbeck (even if he’s a commie), Hemingway, Joyce, Steele… recalibrateportland.substack.com/p/be-brave-c...
Yes Andy Chandler may be ugly as sin, but he deserves to be treated like a human bean!
July 18, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Yes Andy Chandler may be ugly as sin, but he deserves to be treated like a human bean!
While I vehemently oppose Daniel Ryan’s decision to fire local THOT provoker Andy Chandler, I will defend with my life his right to fire employees at will.
July 18, 2025 at 6:13 AM
While I vehemently oppose Daniel Ryan’s decision to fire local THOT provoker Andy Chandler, I will defend with my life his right to fire employees at will.