gerags99.bsky.social
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As the teabag's role in life is to produce tea, being scorched is, unfortunately, their destiny.
Equivalent rules can be applied to anything with a purpose.
E.g. It irks me when my wife cancels the satnav before its confirmed arrival as it hasn't completed the task.
Equivalent rules can be applied to anything with a purpose.
E.g. It irks me when my wife cancels the satnav before its confirmed arrival as it hasn't completed the task.
December 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
As the teabag's role in life is to produce tea, being scorched is, unfortunately, their destiny.
Equivalent rules can be applied to anything with a purpose.
E.g. It irks me when my wife cancels the satnav before its confirmed arrival as it hasn't completed the task.
Equivalent rules can be applied to anything with a purpose.
E.g. It irks me when my wife cancels the satnav before its confirmed arrival as it hasn't completed the task.
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Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you
November 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you
It was on Would I Lie To You a few weeks ago.
December 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It was on Would I Lie To You a few weeks ago.
I was/am allergic to deodorants, turns out it was the alcohol in them so switched to 0 alcohol and not had issues since.
November 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I was/am allergic to deodorants, turns out it was the alcohol in them so switched to 0 alcohol and not had issues since.
There should be a fess from her perspective as to the reason why she charged the builder.
November 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
There should be a fess from her perspective as to the reason why she charged the builder.
Unless they arrange them over 3 days.
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Unless they arrange them over 3 days.
Nirvana's famous performance where they were told to sing but mime their instruments.
November 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Nirvana's famous performance where they were told to sing but mime their instruments.
We have expenses for our work travel. In the UK, outside of the M25 we receive £35, inside of the motorway we receive £50.
2 courses and 2 drinks will take up most of that. It's not cheap these days.
2 courses and 2 drinks will take up most of that. It's not cheap these days.
November 8, 2025 at 10:50 AM
We have expenses for our work travel. In the UK, outside of the M25 we receive £35, inside of the motorway we receive £50.
2 courses and 2 drinks will take up most of that. It's not cheap these days.
2 courses and 2 drinks will take up most of that. It's not cheap these days.
Unfortunately I do.
November 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Unfortunately I do.
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It's a credit to the propaganda system that people with little money feel they have to protect the wealth of billionaires.
November 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
It's a credit to the propaganda system that people with little money feel they have to protect the wealth of billionaires.
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I digress slightly, but it's not as bad as people that wish their partner a happy birthday on social media.
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I digress slightly, but it's not as bad as people that wish their partner a happy birthday on social media.
Nope, nope, nope nope nope.
November 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Nope, nope, nope nope nope.
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My hottest ever take is that paper straws are, in fact, fine, and people complaining about them are either taking too long to drink their drink, or are just looking for something to whinge about.
October 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
My hottest ever take is that paper straws are, in fact, fine, and people complaining about them are either taking too long to drink their drink, or are just looking for something to whinge about.
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After Musk did ‘the salute’ it was the perfect opportunity to use Elongate.
October 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
After Musk did ‘the salute’ it was the perfect opportunity to use Elongate.
Last option sounds nice 👍
November 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Last option sounds nice 👍
You've answered your own question there.
November 1, 2025 at 11:37 AM
You've answered your own question there.
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We’re all just seconds from a Darwin award
October 31, 2025 at 1:34 PM
We’re all just seconds from a Darwin award
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Trod on a rake on purpose to see if they do the thing they do in cartoons. Yes they do
October 31, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Trod on a rake on purpose to see if they do the thing they do in cartoons. Yes they do
There's definitely a more annoying member of that family.
Isn't his wife the sister of Laurence Fox?
Isn't his wife the sister of Laurence Fox?
November 1, 2025 at 11:26 AM
There's definitely a more annoying member of that family.
Isn't his wife the sister of Laurence Fox?
Isn't his wife the sister of Laurence Fox?
Not sure he'd be that nice. Wasn't he sent down for fraud?
November 1, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Not sure he'd be that nice. Wasn't he sent down for fraud?
Did fess lose this confession from the 80s? Don't DRs use computers with spell checker these days?
November 1, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Did fess lose this confession from the 80s? Don't DRs use computers with spell checker these days?
I stop in front of them and let them realise I'm going nowhere until they've passed.
November 1, 2025 at 9:31 AM
I stop in front of them and let them realise I'm going nowhere until they've passed.