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Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you
November 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you
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If a hotel buffet wont cook the bacon correctly then I am fully entitled to place it on the toaster conveyor belt.
November 14, 2025 at 11:55 AM
If a hotel buffet wont cook the bacon correctly then I am fully entitled to place it on the toaster conveyor belt.
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The 2005 Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy movie had a great cast. They should have considered making it good
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The 2005 Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy movie had a great cast. They should have considered making it good
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It's a credit to the propaganda system that people with little money feel they have to protect the wealth of billionaires.
November 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
It's a credit to the propaganda system that people with little money feel they have to protect the wealth of billionaires.
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I digress slightly, but it's not as bad as people that wish their partner a happy birthday on social media.
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I digress slightly, but it's not as bad as people that wish their partner a happy birthday on social media.
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My hottest ever take is that paper straws are, in fact, fine, and people complaining about them are either taking too long to drink their drink, or are just looking for something to whinge about.
October 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
My hottest ever take is that paper straws are, in fact, fine, and people complaining about them are either taking too long to drink their drink, or are just looking for something to whinge about.
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After Musk did ‘the salute’ it was the perfect opportunity to use Elongate.
October 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
After Musk did ‘the salute’ it was the perfect opportunity to use Elongate.
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We’re all just seconds from a Darwin award
October 31, 2025 at 1:34 PM
We’re all just seconds from a Darwin award
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Trod on a rake on purpose to see if they do the thing they do in cartoons. Yes they do
October 31, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Trod on a rake on purpose to see if they do the thing they do in cartoons. Yes they do
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What idiot called it ‘Storm Benjamin’ and not ‘It’s Raining Ben’?
October 23, 2025 at 8:35 AM
What idiot called it ‘Storm Benjamin’ and not ‘It’s Raining Ben’?
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Forty years ago, James Bond stopped Max Zorin destroying Silicon Valley in "A View To A Kill". In hindsight, we should probably have heard him out.
October 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Forty years ago, James Bond stopped Max Zorin destroying Silicon Valley in "A View To A Kill". In hindsight, we should probably have heard him out.
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Maybe they sell it at Club Tropicana. All that’s missing is the C.
October 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Maybe they sell it at Club Tropicana. All that’s missing is the C.
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I've just turned 51. For the first 50 years of my life I genuinely believed that a pony would grow to become a horse as it got older. Only a quite heated with my 10 year old son saw me consult Google to be proven wrong.
October 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I've just turned 51. For the first 50 years of my life I genuinely believed that a pony would grow to become a horse as it got older. Only a quite heated with my 10 year old son saw me consult Google to be proven wrong.
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i mean, i was at far too big. an age before i realised that narwhals actually exist. i spent years believing they were mystical beings - the ocean equivalent of unicorns. 🙃
October 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
i mean, i was at far too big. an age before i realised that narwhals actually exist. i spent years believing they were mystical beings - the ocean equivalent of unicorns. 🙃
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RIP Drew Struzan. His posters are a huge part of my childhood. Iconic images and what a range! From Black Sabbath to the Muppets. I really recommend the Art of Drew Struzan book. The anecdotes about the creation of each poster are fascinating.
October 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
RIP Drew Struzan. His posters are a huge part of my childhood. Iconic images and what a range! From Black Sabbath to the Muppets. I really recommend the Art of Drew Struzan book. The anecdotes about the creation of each poster are fascinating.
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RIP Drew Struzan
A master.
A master.
October 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
RIP Drew Struzan
A master.
A master.
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New Pixar movie pitch.
Shat a two-ie.
Shat a two-ie.
October 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
New Pixar movie pitch.
Shat a two-ie.
Shat a two-ie.
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Documented Viking nicknames include Eystein Foul-Fart, Herjólfr Shriveled Testicle, and Skagi the Ruler of Shit.
October 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Documented Viking nicknames include Eystein Foul-Fart, Herjólfr Shriveled Testicle, and Skagi the Ruler of Shit.
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I'm not one to harken back to the good old days but if we could still put people in Bedlam for having hysterics every week over things that aren't true - like eating swans - our lives would be so much more peaceful.
October 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I'm not one to harken back to the good old days but if we could still put people in Bedlam for having hysterics every week over things that aren't true - like eating swans - our lives would be so much more peaceful.
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A bag of Revels, no longer having four of the original five flavours, is a travesty these days. It's basically the Sugababes or Trigger's Yardbrush of the confectionery world. Bring back the orange, coffee, coconut and peanut ones, you shits.
September 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
A bag of Revels, no longer having four of the original five flavours, is a travesty these days. It's basically the Sugababes or Trigger's Yardbrush of the confectionery world. Bring back the orange, coffee, coconut and peanut ones, you shits.
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Street food festivals would be better if they were like beer festivals, and vendors let people have 1/3 or 1/2 of a full portion for roughly 1/3 or 1/2 of the price. If people wanted a main meal they'd go to a restaurant
September 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Street food festivals would be better if they were like beer festivals, and vendors let people have 1/3 or 1/2 of a full portion for roughly 1/3 or 1/2 of the price. If people wanted a main meal they'd go to a restaurant
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When Covid first happened I was secretly excited it would wipe out half the population as there's far too many people and it's too hard to get a parking space at Morrisons.
September 14, 2025 at 7:20 AM
When Covid first happened I was secretly excited it would wipe out half the population as there's far too many people and it's too hard to get a parking space at Morrisons.
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Back in the 80s I used to buy ZX Spectrum games at WH Smiths, take them home, copy them, record a bit of silence on them and return them, said it wouldn't load, they always tried to load on a shop machine, which thanks to my sabotage always failed, money back. Master Criminal.
September 12, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Back in the 80s I used to buy ZX Spectrum games at WH Smiths, take them home, copy them, record a bit of silence on them and return them, said it wouldn't load, they always tried to load on a shop machine, which thanks to my sabotage always failed, money back. Master Criminal.
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“Uh-oh, overflow, population ‘common food, but it’ll do’, save yourself, serve yourself, world serves its own needs—listen to your heart bleed, dummy with the raptured and the revered and the right, right”
And let it be said I’m of the lets eat grandma school of punctuation, so
And let it be said I’m of the lets eat grandma school of punctuation, so
September 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
“Uh-oh, overflow, population ‘common food, but it’ll do’, save yourself, serve yourself, world serves its own needs—listen to your heart bleed, dummy with the raptured and the revered and the right, right”
And let it be said I’m of the lets eat grandma school of punctuation, so
And let it be said I’m of the lets eat grandma school of punctuation, so
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September 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM