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remembering when my drunk aunt called me because my dads apple watch sent a fall alert. after sleuthing my drunk aunt called to say i should brace myself it seemed like my dad had a stroke
December 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
remembering when my drunk aunt called me because my dads apple watch sent a fall alert. after sleuthing my drunk aunt called to say i should brace myself it seemed like my dad had a stroke
apologies to the 50 year old man with a lip ring and king diamond tshirt whose heel i stepped on in the grocery store
October 5, 2025 at 11:36 AM
apologies to the 50 year old man with a lip ring and king diamond tshirt whose heel i stepped on in the grocery store
most new jerseyest gym happening: live dj on random tuesday night with turntables and his gf standing by hyping him up
October 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
most new jerseyest gym happening: live dj on random tuesday night with turntables and his gf standing by hyping him up
does australian hulk say crikey
September 13, 2025 at 11:38 AM
does australian hulk say crikey
what the fuck is this bullshit
September 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
what the fuck is this bullshit
they probably make the dmv smell like piss on purpose right
August 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
they probably make the dmv smell like piss on purpose right
there is something so dark about ryan reynolds
July 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
there is something so dark about ryan reynolds
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“i saw an old man die in staten island” it feels like a bruce springsteen song
July 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
“i saw an old man die in staten island” it feels like a bruce springsteen song
dudes hanging out at the park blasting fuck music out of their 2013 nissan altima but now the cd is skipping
July 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
dudes hanging out at the park blasting fuck music out of their 2013 nissan altima but now the cd is skipping
never going to staten island again, strangest vibes of any borough. there must be some kind of ancient curse on it or maybe its the garbage dump
July 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
never going to staten island again, strangest vibes of any borough. there must be some kind of ancient curse on it or maybe its the garbage dump
garlic bread flavored vape
June 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
garlic bread flavored vape
just heard the phrase “looks a little whopper jawed” and im obsessed
June 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
just heard the phrase “looks a little whopper jawed” and im obsessed
*nasally voice with vocal fry from some influencer with a beanie and a perm* there are two types of people: those who like to suffer in summer for the vibes and those who care about finding aesthetically pleasing solutions. *camera cuts to an all white slightly smaller ac unit*
June 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
*nasally voice with vocal fry from some influencer with a beanie and a perm* there are two types of people: those who like to suffer in summer for the vibes and those who care about finding aesthetically pleasing solutions. *camera cuts to an all white slightly smaller ac unit*
falling asleep in the hotel blaring forensic files on the tv as god intended
May 26, 2025 at 5:01 AM
falling asleep in the hotel blaring forensic files on the tv as god intended
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the best way to understand leafs hockey is not to ask "is this team any good?" but rather, "are they causing maximum psychological damage to their famously neurotic fanbase?" and in that regard, this week (losing 6-0 and then winning 2-0 to reach game 7) makes PERFECT sense.
May 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
the best way to understand leafs hockey is not to ask "is this team any good?" but rather, "are they causing maximum psychological damage to their famously neurotic fanbase?" and in that regard, this week (losing 6-0 and then winning 2-0 to reach game 7) makes PERFECT sense.
all i remember about my dream is there was a picture of paul mccartney in the 70s with joe exotic hair except a darker blond and the mustache was bleached too
May 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
all i remember about my dream is there was a picture of paul mccartney in the 70s with joe exotic hair except a darker blond and the mustache was bleached too
used szechuan peppercorns in my pickled onions this time and it added a fruity pine note im still trying to decide if i like
April 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
used szechuan peppercorns in my pickled onions this time and it added a fruity pine note im still trying to decide if i like
just saw an old man in slippers and a “straight outta hernia surgery” shirt getting off the bus
March 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
just saw an old man in slippers and a “straight outta hernia surgery” shirt getting off the bus
best thing about being creative is that moment you do something extremely right and realize you might actually be a genius. it only lasts for like 3 minutes but what a 3 minutes
March 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
best thing about being creative is that moment you do something extremely right and realize you might actually be a genius. it only lasts for like 3 minutes but what a 3 minutes
we’re doing all this shit with technology but WHERE is the machine that will let me live as a cat as vacation
March 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
we’re doing all this shit with technology but WHERE is the machine that will let me live as a cat as vacation
played lovely rita for my niece but i forgot about the part at the end where they all start panting and moaning and making wanking sounds
February 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
played lovely rita for my niece but i forgot about the part at the end where they all start panting and moaning and making wanking sounds
“one day there was a man and he lived in his own poopy butt” my nephew the budding storyteller
February 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
“one day there was a man and he lived in his own poopy butt” my nephew the budding storyteller