Georgia Metal Dad
@georgiametaldad.bsky.social
Husband. Father of five. Metalhead. Liberal. Feminist. LGBT ally. Meat industry professional. Army vet. Sports fan. Stupid sense of humor.
Wtaf. Tried to make a lasagna for dinner tonight. The fucking glass 9x13 pan fucking broke in the oven. 😐
November 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Wtaf. Tried to make a lasagna for dinner tonight. The fucking glass 9x13 pan fucking broke in the oven. 😐
So I’m at the gym this morning and one of the TVs has reruns of Hogan’s Heroes on it. Wild that in the 60s we made a tv show that was all “LOL Nazis, hahahaha.”
November 11, 2025 at 11:40 AM
So I’m at the gym this morning and one of the TVs has reruns of Hogan’s Heroes on it. Wild that in the 60s we made a tv show that was all “LOL Nazis, hahahaha.”
I have literally no idea who the people are that are in the Georgia Public Service commission election tomorrow. I’m just showing up to vote for the Democrats because anyone running for the Republican Party is a piece of shit in this timeline.
November 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I have literally no idea who the people are that are in the Georgia Public Service commission election tomorrow. I’m just showing up to vote for the Democrats because anyone running for the Republican Party is a piece of shit in this timeline.
Congrats to UGA and the SEC officiating crew on beating the Gators tonight.
November 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Congrats to UGA and the SEC officiating crew on beating the Gators tonight.
One nil to the Arsenal.
October 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
One nil to the Arsenal.
I’m so stoked that neither the Raiders nor Gators can ruin my weekend.
October 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I’m so stoked that neither the Raiders nor Gators can ruin my weekend.
I personally think FSU should give Mike Norvell a ten year extension.
October 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I personally think FSU should give Mike Norvell a ten year extension.
If you need cheering up, remember this:
Charlie Kirk is worm food!
Charlie Kirk is worm food!
October 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
If you need cheering up, remember this:
Charlie Kirk is worm food!
Charlie Kirk is worm food!
Dear marketing people everywhere:
Not every one of your products or sales this month needs to be described as “spooktacular.”
Not every one of your products or sales this month needs to be described as “spooktacular.”
October 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Dear marketing people everywhere:
Not every one of your products or sales this month needs to be described as “spooktacular.”
Not every one of your products or sales this month needs to be described as “spooktacular.”
“If you had boys they’d just be playing video games all day”
September 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
“If you had boys they’d just be playing video games all day”
If you follow the directions on the box of instant oatmeal, it tells you to use way too much water. No thank you, I don’t want oat soup.
September 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
If you follow the directions on the box of instant oatmeal, it tells you to use way too much water. No thank you, I don’t want oat soup.
So the Raiders may have sucked on the field last night, but at least we didn’t hold a moment of silence for a shitheel hatemonger. I’ve actually seen some Raiders fans online saying that we should’ve done that weak ass shit. They don’t know history. Al Davis was the original SJW of the NFL.
September 16, 2025 at 10:46 AM
So the Raiders may have sucked on the field last night, but at least we didn’t hold a moment of silence for a shitheel hatemonger. I’ve actually seen some Raiders fans online saying that we should’ve done that weak ass shit. They don’t know history. Al Davis was the original SJW of the NFL.
Actually I’m just trying to put my boots on, not play “eat laces” with you.
September 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Actually I’m just trying to put my boots on, not play “eat laces” with you.
Album of the Year rankings for me so far in 2025:
1. Architects - The Sky, The Earth, and All Between
2. Halestorm - Everest
3. Callous Daoboys - I Don’t Want To See You In Heaven
I Prevail drops in a week, excited for that one.
1. Architects - The Sky, The Earth, and All Between
2. Halestorm - Everest
3. Callous Daoboys - I Don’t Want To See You In Heaven
I Prevail drops in a week, excited for that one.
September 12, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Album of the Year rankings for me so far in 2025:
1. Architects - The Sky, The Earth, and All Between
2. Halestorm - Everest
3. Callous Daoboys - I Don’t Want To See You In Heaven
I Prevail drops in a week, excited for that one.
1. Architects - The Sky, The Earth, and All Between
2. Halestorm - Everest
3. Callous Daoboys - I Don’t Want To See You In Heaven
I Prevail drops in a week, excited for that one.
Charlie Kirk has teamed up with James Dobson, their new group is called Focus on Being Worm Food.
September 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Charlie Kirk has teamed up with James Dobson, their new group is called Focus on Being Worm Food.
Maybe this is ridiculous, but I don’t care. If you make a food product with a stupid name, I’m not going to eat it. No, I don’t want any “monkey bread.”
September 9, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Maybe this is ridiculous, but I don’t care. If you make a food product with a stupid name, I’m not going to eat it. No, I don’t want any “monkey bread.”
For posterity. Cut is over at 168 lbs, going to bulk to 185, will most likely take until mid January. I’m literally in better shape at 51 than I was for the entirety of my 30s
September 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
For posterity. Cut is over at 168 lbs, going to bulk to 185, will most likely take until mid January. I’m literally in better shape at 51 than I was for the entirety of my 30s
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🐥If this Senate hearing with Bobby "The Quack" Jr pissed you off, send a message: Quack-O-Gram delivery begins on 9/15🐥
🐥 $3. Man in a duck suit. Rubber duck with "impeach the quack" message to YOUR Rep🐥
Link: www.standupforscience.net/quack-o-grams
#ImpeachTheQuack
@standupforscience.bsky.social
🐥 $3. Man in a duck suit. Rubber duck with "impeach the quack" message to YOUR Rep🐥
Link: www.standupforscience.net/quack-o-grams
#ImpeachTheQuack
@standupforscience.bsky.social
September 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
🐥If this Senate hearing with Bobby "The Quack" Jr pissed you off, send a message: Quack-O-Gram delivery begins on 9/15🐥
🐥 $3. Man in a duck suit. Rubber duck with "impeach the quack" message to YOUR Rep🐥
Link: www.standupforscience.net/quack-o-grams
#ImpeachTheQuack
@standupforscience.bsky.social
🐥 $3. Man in a duck suit. Rubber duck with "impeach the quack" message to YOUR Rep🐥
Link: www.standupforscience.net/quack-o-grams
#ImpeachTheQuack
@standupforscience.bsky.social
Look, I’m not normally one to advocate violence, but this fucker had it coming.
September 4, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Look, I’m not normally one to advocate violence, but this fucker had it coming.
We just REALLY need that fucker to die.
August 30, 2025 at 10:24 AM
We just REALLY need that fucker to die.
More like Planet SHITness, amirite?
August 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
More like Planet SHITness, amirite?