George Zahora Has Gone Beyond the X Dimension
@georgezahora.bsky.social
(He/Him) IT Exec. Composer/Sound Designer. Occasional Playwright. Retired Music Journalist. Maker of foolish and whimsical comments. Person. Doctor Who fan. Black lives matter. Trying to be kind.
I like frogs, toads, salamanders, newts, birds, goats, etc
I like frogs, toads, salamanders, newts, birds, goats, etc
As Round Frog would tell you herself, there is no room for Manners when the Finger population is at risk of getting really out of hand! Round Frog must cull the herd!
December 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
As Round Frog would tell you herself, there is no room for Manners when the Finger population is at risk of getting really out of hand! Round Frog must cull the herd!
These last-minute disappearances must cease! What is up with Jens? We are lucky to have Round Frog to control the Treatie population! #WhereisJens?
December 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
These last-minute disappearances must cease! What is up with Jens? We are lucky to have Round Frog to control the Treatie population! #WhereisJens?
Trevor is well on his way to his future as MegaTrevor (when he is the size of a planet). We will all appreciate his benevolent authority then.
December 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Trevor is well on his way to his future as MegaTrevor (when he is the size of a planet). We will all appreciate his benevolent authority then.
Spray Bottle Nemesis has returned again and again, always with the same basic plan (spraying), but Jens is tireless in his determined defense and his spirited Excellent Yelling always triumphs.
December 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Spray Bottle Nemesis has returned again and again, always with the same basic plan (spraying), but Jens is tireless in his determined defense and his spirited Excellent Yelling always triumphs.
When Beverley grows to be the size of a Planet we will all look upon her with awe and wonder. She will become one of our New Amphibian Overlords and nothing will ever be difficult again.
December 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
When Beverley grows to be the size of a Planet we will all look upon her with awe and wonder. She will become one of our New Amphibian Overlords and nothing will ever be difficult again.
That's right! Round Frog will make Everyone's Treaties go away so that nobody has to deal with the tiresome nuisance of Treaties. Thank you Round Frog.
December 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
That's right! Round Frog will make Everyone's Treaties go away so that nobody has to deal with the tiresome nuisance of Treaties. Thank you Round Frog.
Shocking Secrets indeed! I don't know which of Trevor's Revelations left me more dumbfounded -- the one about "Wark" or one regarding "Wark Wark"!
December 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Shocking Secrets indeed! I don't know which of Trevor's Revelations left me more dumbfounded -- the one about "Wark" or one regarding "Wark Wark"!
Jens needs to be Loud! He is responsible for disseminating all of the News About Jens, and News About Jens is known to be a matter of Global Interest!
December 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Jens needs to be Loud! He is responsible for disseminating all of the News About Jens, and News About Jens is known to be a matter of Global Interest!
Long Frog is almost always an exemplar of Bravery, Modesty and Politeness. By all means, give this lovely Frog a handful of Treaties!
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Long Frog is almost always an exemplar of Bravery, Modesty and Politeness. By all means, give this lovely Frog a handful of Treaties!
The Columbian Quite Large Toad, which grows to a length of almost nine-and-a-half inches, is quite annoyed at both the Giant Toad and Swedish Explorer Rolf Blomberg, who never gave it the credit it deserved. Quite Large Toads will spontaneously urinate if shown a photo of Blomberg.
December 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The Columbian Quite Large Toad, which grows to a length of almost nine-and-a-half inches, is quite annoyed at both the Giant Toad and Swedish Explorer Rolf Blomberg, who never gave it the credit it deserved. Quite Large Toads will spontaneously urinate if shown a photo of Blomberg.
If I were so presumptuous as to give Round Frog a bit of advice, I'd say that the Hats' built-in Eyeball Protection should not auto-deploy unless there is Clear and Present Eyeball Danger. Otherwise, you can't see how good you look in your Hat!
December 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If I were so presumptuous as to give Round Frog a bit of advice, I'd say that the Hats' built-in Eyeball Protection should not auto-deploy unless there is Clear and Present Eyeball Danger. Otherwise, you can't see how good you look in your Hat!
I suspect that this is one of their regular planning sessions for when they grow to the size of Planets and become our New Amphibian Overlords. That sort of thing takes a lot of Planning.
December 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I suspect that this is one of their regular planning sessions for when they grow to the size of Planets and become our New Amphibian Overlords. That sort of thing takes a lot of Planning.
Perhaps Round Frog is taking this opportunity to rethink the future of the Round Frog Hat Company, which has suffered a handful of business missteps in recent days. But it's more likely that she's plotting ways to eat Jens's and Long Frog's Dinners
December 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Perhaps Round Frog is taking this opportunity to rethink the future of the Round Frog Hat Company, which has suffered a handful of business missteps in recent days. But it's more likely that she's plotting ways to eat Jens's and Long Frog's Dinners
The Bleeding Toad is capable of producing -- and, indeed, spraying -- a truly prodigious amount of its trademark red liquid when threatened. In 2007, one Bleeding Toad's liquid deterrent allegedly washed away an entire small Indonesian village!
December 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The Bleeding Toad is capable of producing -- and, indeed, spraying -- a truly prodigious amount of its trademark red liquid when threatened. In 2007, one Bleeding Toad's liquid deterrent allegedly washed away an entire small Indonesian village!
A small percentage of Rivera Redbelly Toads has chosen to reclaim the unken reflex by "asserting their deliciousness" -- showcasing particularly tasty bits of their anatomy, such as their wild cherry-flavored feet, for would-be predators. This action has not yielded a positive outcome for anyone.
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
A small percentage of Rivera Redbelly Toads has chosen to reclaim the unken reflex by "asserting their deliciousness" -- showcasing particularly tasty bits of their anatomy, such as their wild cherry-flavored feet, for would-be predators. This action has not yielded a positive outcome for anyone.
I think everyone loves Jens's Field Reports! It's been a while since we've had any Corner News. What a coincidence that it's all Corner News About Jens!
December 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I think everyone loves Jens's Field Reports! It's been a while since we've had any Corner News. What a coincidence that it's all Corner News About Jens!
Unlike a Round Frog Hat (which is currently unavailable in Beverley's market), Beverley's Very Stylish Cricket Hat is self-adjusting... which means it may sometimes offer unwanted Eye Protection, just like a Round Frog Hat.
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Unlike a Round Frog Hat (which is currently unavailable in Beverley's market), Beverley's Very Stylish Cricket Hat is self-adjusting... which means it may sometimes offer unwanted Eye Protection, just like a Round Frog Hat.
If I had a Beautiful Bottom of Bravery, I would have it represent me in every meeting. Long Frog has the Right Idea, most definitely!
December 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
If I had a Beautiful Bottom of Bravery, I would have it represent me in every meeting. Long Frog has the Right Idea, most definitely!
It is possible that Jens spotted one of his Round Frog Hats nearby and decided to remain concealed in case the Hat decided that he wanted to wear it...
December 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It is possible that Jens spotted one of his Round Frog Hats nearby and decided to remain concealed in case the Hat decided that he wanted to wear it...
Trevor is Absolutely Majestic! It is obvious that he will soon be the size of a planet and will take his place beside Beverley as one of our New Amphibious Overlords!
December 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Trevor is Absolutely Majestic! It is obvious that he will soon be the size of a planet and will take his place beside Beverley as one of our New Amphibious Overlords!
A Round Frog Hat that decides whether you need to wear it or not? What could possibly go wrong with a Hat like that?
December 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
A Round Frog Hat that decides whether you need to wear it or not? What could possibly go wrong with a Hat like that?
Elfin Mountain Toads are allegedly able to see, and communicate with, Light and Dark Elves and other denizens of the magical world. The fact that the Toads have not relayed any messages from the Elves simply means that they would prefer to be left alone.
December 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Elfin Mountain Toads are allegedly able to see, and communicate with, Light and Dark Elves and other denizens of the magical world. The fact that the Toads have not relayed any messages from the Elves simply means that they would prefer to be left alone.
From this video we can learn that the best time to walk past Trevor is immediately after he has used his Superb Hunting Skills (and the best time to walk past Beverley is when she's feeling especially Spherical).
December 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
From this video we can learn that the best time to walk past Trevor is immediately after he has used his Superb Hunting Skills (and the best time to walk past Beverley is when she's feeling especially Spherical).
This Round-shaped Frog wonders why it is suddenly *her* fault if the Food decides of its own accord to go into her mouth instead of her brothers' mouths.
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This Round-shaped Frog wonders why it is suddenly *her* fault if the Food decides of its own accord to go into her mouth instead of her brothers' mouths.