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George Washington
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Greetings my fine sir or madam. I'm President George fucking Washington, and I've got one question for you. What the FUCK is a kilometer?
There's nothing sexual about YouTube either (at least there's not supposed to be)
August 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Also fixed mobile viewing so you can see the whole image in portrait. It was literally 2 lines of CSS that I should've added months ago.
August 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
The fireworks will come back next July
August 1, 2025 at 3:45 AM
You may know what I did in 1775 but I don't know what the fuck a kilometer is
August 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Found a new free hosting service, but they suck, so I'm switching back as soon as I get this figured out with the old hosting service.
July 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
this could be my banner photo
July 14, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It's always the simplest things
July 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
America was so much better back in my day
July 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I can confirm this conversation happened.
July 4, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I'm George Washington and I approve this message.
July 3, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I'm now going to post this every time I see this image again
July 3, 2025 at 5:51 AM
July 3, 2025 at 5:51 AM
July 3, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Certainly not fine men like me. I used my guns and Dodge Challenger to defend the homeland, nothing more.
July 3, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Just gonna go to a random page. 13-4.

"Third conviction or offense for DUI, APC, or refusal of the breath or blood test, or a measurable amount of BAC, the third revocation would be for a period of 36 MONTHS."

So my head is just full of driving laws I guess.
July 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I found a closer book. It doesn't have page numbers either
July 3, 2025 at 5:22 AM