George Washington
@georgewashington.whatthefuckisakilometer.com
Greetings my fine sir or madam. I'm President George fucking Washington, and I've got one question for you. What the FUCK is a kilometer?
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WTF IS A KILOMETER?🦅
🦅AAMERICCAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!🦅
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What the FUCK is a kilometer!? 🇺🇸🦅
Every time I've posted a George Washington email, it's been in a different email app. So lets have some fun with my own WIP email app this time.
August 31, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Every time I've posted a George Washington email, it's been in a different email app. So lets have some fun with my own WIP email app this time.
Whatthefuckisakilometer.com change logs for the last day of July, 2025:
• Removed fireworks
• Changed link color in 404 page to a shade of beige
• Converted all units to Imperial
• Removed fireworks
• Changed link color in 404 page to a shade of beige
• Converted all units to Imperial
WTF IS A KILOMETER?🦅
🦅AAMERICCAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!🦅
Whatthefuckisakilometer.com
August 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Whatthefuckisakilometer.com change logs for the last day of July, 2025:
• Removed fireworks
• Changed link color in 404 page to a shade of beige
• Converted all units to Imperial
• Removed fireworks
• Changed link color in 404 page to a shade of beige
• Converted all units to Imperial
I'm thinking about creating a sign up form on my website to receive these emails whenever I come up with a new one.
July 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I'm thinking about creating a sign up form on my website to receive these emails whenever I come up with a new one.
My website whatthefuckisakilometer.com is down and now my handle is invalid because of it...
whatthefuckisakilometer.com
July 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My website whatthefuckisakilometer.com is down and now my handle is invalid because of it...
For some reason, 99% of my feed is either politics, pet pictures, or pretty sky pictures. Honestly, I understand all the politics given my name.
July 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
For some reason, 99% of my feed is either politics, pet pictures, or pretty sky pictures. Honestly, I understand all the politics given my name.
HAPPY FREEDOM DAY 🦅
a man dressed as george washington is sitting in a car
ALT: a man dressed as george washington is sitting in a car
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July 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
HAPPY FREEDOM DAY 🦅
Remember, if life taxes your lemons, turn the local harbors water into lemonade.
July 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Remember, if life taxes your lemons, turn the local harbors water into lemonade.
Going to have the Boston Tree Party with the Lorax soon. However, if the trees start speaking Vietnamese, we will have to blow them to smithereens.
July 3, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Going to have the Boston Tree Party with the Lorax soon. However, if the trees start speaking Vietnamese, we will have to blow them to smithereens.
I've added celebratory fireworks to my website, whatthefuckisakilometer.com. I would also like to note that whatthefuckisakilometer.com/free-bird exists as well.
WTF IS A KILOMETER?🦅
🦅FREEDOMMMM!🦅
whatthefuckisakilometer.com
July 3, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I've added celebratory fireworks to my website, whatthefuckisakilometer.com. I would also like to note that whatthefuckisakilometer.com/free-bird exists as well.
What the FUCK is a kilometer!? 🇺🇸🦅
WTF IS A KILOMETER?🦅
🦅AAMERICCAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!🦅
whatthefuckisakilometer.com
July 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
What the FUCK is a kilometer!? 🇺🇸🦅