Saw a screenshot of this over on threads an had to come repost the OG!

Moving here is the best choice my wife and I ever made!

WE LOVE YOU TOO!!

I swear to God, Septuagenarians constantly trying to replicate the success of the 1992 election is gonna be the thing that prevents any sort of organized defense of the American institution.

I don’t care how many seats it wins. It won’t work.
The Republic is in danger. This sort of vichyism will damn us all. We protect everyone or no one is safe.

Do it!!!!

No one else has the intimate knowledge of which of our principles are best to sell out in order to win in late 20th century American politics!
I mean if it worked twice 30 years ago, why change course now? Our time is coming back around! Just gotta find the right moderate octogenarian white man!

I’m probably being too uptight and angry about the wrong things, but after the Democrats’ “wear pink and bring your sassiest table tennis paddle” during the SOTU, I’ve just had it.

Fewer memes, more righteous indignation!

To be clear, I am all for Canada dunking on the US in as many ways as possible now, but I, just the humanity of it all is just getting to me