Geordie Kakamora
@geordiekakamora.bsky.social
Just a villainous pirate coconut from the Toon.
Specialising in NUFC, Mountain Biking, Fantasy Premier League and Financial Advice.
Specialising in NUFC, Mountain Biking, Fantasy Premier League and Financial Advice.
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December 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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@geordiekakamora.bsky.social has swears! They've used 121 profanities in their last 1,869 posts.
🥇 "shit" (24 times)
🥈 "fucking" (23 times)
🥉 "fuck" (15 times)
🥇 "shit" (24 times)
🥈 "fucking" (23 times)
🥉 "fuck" (15 times)
November 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
@geordiekakamora.bsky.social has swears! They've used 121 profanities in their last 1,869 posts.
🥇 "shit" (24 times)
🥈 "fucking" (23 times)
🥉 "fuck" (15 times)
🥇 "shit" (24 times)
🥈 "fucking" (23 times)
🥉 "fuck" (15 times)
@profanity.accountant Let's do this.
November 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
@profanity.accountant Let's do this.
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November 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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BIG NICK!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!! 😁😁😁
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
BIG NICK!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!! 😁😁😁
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MILLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
November 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
MILLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
November 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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WHAT A START!!!! 😍😍
November 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
WHAT A START!!!! 😍😍
This Sunderland thing isn't funny anymore.
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This Sunderland thing isn't funny anymore.
An excellent breakdown.
Wow - this guy must be really, REALLY bad with money if an extra £208 per month will “ruin” his retirement.
Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph
Because this does NOT add up!
No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…
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Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph
Because this does NOT add up!
No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…
🧵1/9
November 29, 2025 at 10:33 AM
An excellent breakdown.
Financial Adviser here: This is a terrible retirement plan.
So he’s been investing in property, doing them up and then selling them
Fair enough
And that’s what he used to buy his own house in 2016 - that’s what he considers to be his “pension”
His own house that he lives in🤷🏼♀️
3/
Fair enough
And that’s what he used to buy his own house in 2016 - that’s what he considers to be his “pension”
His own house that he lives in🤷🏼♀️
3/
November 29, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Financial Adviser here: This is a terrible retirement plan.
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Reflective thoughts on yesterday
Small thread 🧵#NUFC
Small thread 🧵#NUFC
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Reflective thoughts on yesterday
Small thread 🧵#NUFC
Small thread 🧵#NUFC
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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A MASSIVE WIN AT ST. JAMES' PARK!! 😍😍😍
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
A MASSIVE WIN AT ST. JAMES' PARK!! 😍😍😍
November 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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A double switch 🔄
Tremendous shift, lads 👏
[2-1] 85'
Tremendous shift, lads 👏
[2-1] 85'
November 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
A double switch 🔄
Tremendous shift, lads 👏
[2-1] 85'
Tremendous shift, lads 👏
[2-1] 85'
November 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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HE SCORES AGAIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! 🤩🤩🤩
November 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
HE SCORES AGAIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! 🤩🤩🤩