Geoff with a J
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The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
Not me regretting my life choices by going for a walk over lunch. 🥶
December 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Not me regretting my life choices by going for a walk over lunch. 🥶
Getting ready to have my first talk therapy session in 9 years and I kinda want to throw up. 😩
December 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Getting ready to have my first talk therapy session in 9 years and I kinda want to throw up. 😩
Ugh…I have to establish Okta on my new phone AND it’s password change day.
I have officially boarded the struggle bus…
I have officially boarded the struggle bus…
December 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Ugh…I have to establish Okta on my new phone AND it’s password change day.
I have officially boarded the struggle bus…
I have officially boarded the struggle bus…
Maybe I’m just cranky today—I don’t think I am—but our sales team just introduced their new VIPER team (I’ll spare you what the acronym stands for), and their new leader, code name: The Velvet Hammer.
Guys, seriously, it’s too early in the day for me to roll my eyes this hard….🙄
Guys, seriously, it’s too early in the day for me to roll my eyes this hard….🙄
December 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Maybe I’m just cranky today—I don’t think I am—but our sales team just introduced their new VIPER team (I’ll spare you what the acronym stands for), and their new leader, code name: The Velvet Hammer.
Guys, seriously, it’s too early in the day for me to roll my eyes this hard….🙄
Guys, seriously, it’s too early in the day for me to roll my eyes this hard….🙄
Actually made out of bed before 7:00. I am unstoppable today!! 😆
December 15, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Actually made out of bed before 7:00. I am unstoppable today!! 😆
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Last time the Chiefs missed the playoffs the Royals won the World Series
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December 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Last time the Chiefs missed the playoffs the Royals won the World Series
Headed back to watch…checks notes….Minnesota vs Dallas….
I mean Christmas movies. 😅
I mean Christmas movies. 😅
December 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Headed back to watch…checks notes….Minnesota vs Dallas….
I mean Christmas movies. 😅
I mean Christmas movies. 😅
Maybe buying a new KU t-shirt will fix me. 😌
December 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Maybe buying a new KU t-shirt will fix me. 😌
Where can I get my hands on one of those QB capes? I think I could pull that look off. 😅
December 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Where can I get my hands on one of those QB capes? I think I could pull that look off. 😅
Football is stupid, but BBQ is amazing. 🤤
December 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Football is stupid, but BBQ is amazing. 🤤
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Current Chiefs roster health
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December 14, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Current Chiefs roster health
Found a couple gift ideas for me. 🥺
December 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Found a couple gift ideas for me. 🥺
Oak Park Dillards has a shocking array of Extra Large Tall dress shirts and….I hate all of them… 😫
December 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Oak Park Dillards has a shocking array of Extra Large Tall dress shirts and….I hate all of them… 😫
Purple was right there in front of me… 🤦🏻♂️
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December 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Purple was right there in front of me… 🤦🏻♂️
Connections: Sports Edition
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Time: 02:26
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Time: 02:26
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One good thing about the Chiefs pissing away their season is that I can go Christmas shopping during the game and not really care. 🙃🎁🎄
December 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
One good thing about the Chiefs pissing away their season is that I can go Christmas shopping during the game and not really care. 🙃🎁🎄
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December 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Ok…now it’s time for Christmas movies... 🎅🏻
December 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Ok…now it’s time for Christmas movies... 🎅🏻
Shut up…you’re crying…🥹
December 14, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Shut up…you’re crying…🥹
Cody out here looking like he a detective from a film noir…
December 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Cody out here looking like he a detective from a film noir…
Gunther the biggest heel since…
December 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Gunther the biggest heel since…
That was….what it needed to be…🥺
December 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
That was….what it needed to be…🥺
All the chocolate peppermint desserts…
December 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
All the chocolate peppermint desserts…
Raising a glass to the G.O.A.T.
December 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Raising a glass to the G.O.A.T.
Joe Hendry?!?!?!
December 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Joe Hendry?!?!?!