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Once there was this kid who
@geoffreykeel.bsky.social
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writer. speculative fiction and horror. chaotic poster. old ass millennial. He/Him.

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When life gives you leftovers, make pork loin, caramelized apple and onion sauerkraut, and Swiss cheese sandwiches
The aforementioned sandwiches on grilled bun with Dijon mustard, all on a blue plate with chips
November 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Today’s horror movie haul from McKay’s Chattanooga
10 Blu-rays lined up on a coffee table. A Nightmare on Elm Street, Invasion of the Body Snatchers (‘78), Let the Right One In, My Bloody Valentine (‘81), Poltergeist, 28 Days Later, Halloween (‘78), Halloween III, Pearl, Vampyr (‘32) criterion collection
November 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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We gotta make this local boy famous
Several different stills of the expressive man behind the speaker
November 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Sometimes, when there’s a chance of making something my entire personality, I instead channel that energy into buying a tshirt about it
Severin Films x Pallbearer Press tee for DellaMorte Dellamore (aka cemetery man). The title in large stylized yellow letters over 3 caskets with comic book style renderings of images from the film inside them surrounded by the fiery laurel-like wings of Death , a skull with hood and wings holding a scythe
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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How you should imagine me reading your posts
Cemetery Man (1994). A shot from below of Gnaghi, a chubby bald man, in a grave looking downright giddy at what he’s seeing
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Sunshine girl
Lenore, an orange and white cat, lounging on her cat tree in front of a window with golden fall sunshine falling on her
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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When they say don’t bite the hand that feeds you, this is who they’re talking about
Hamburger Helper’s Helping Hand mascot Lefty
November 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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When I’ve worn out all the normal terms of endearment for my bros
A very old case for a Squibb brand toothbrush that says Gentle Squibb
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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A bootleg of my grandparents’ favorite film; their favorite not only because it was about “our people”, but because a bunch of their cousins were extras in it too
A videocassette tape labeled “”Wild River” Produced and directed ”By Elia Kazan”” in my grandmother’s hand
November 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Leonid Brezhnev, a man made entirely of jowls and brows
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Soup’s on!
A creamy chicken stock and tomato based soup with tortellini, Italian sausage, and kale, topped with grated parm
November 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Soup for my family in the mamdani campaign design
November 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Under the Skin. One of the scenes in the weird inky abyss where the dude’s getting sucked under the water(?) while alien Scarlett Johansson walks away across the top of it, but instead of ScarJo it’s an inflatable T rex
November 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Tfw there’s an intruder* in your room

*a gnat so small I almost couldn’t see it
Lenore, an orange and white cat, standing on the top of her 7’ cat tree, back paws on tree, front paws on the very top of the window frame, staring intently at the ceiling that is like 4” away Lenore, still on her tree but sitting now, looking at me like “well, what are *you* going to do about this obvious crisis?”
November 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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The operatic, 4-movement, 13-language, sex-and-religion-obsessed, Catalan avant-pop album you may not have known you needed this morning
Rosalía’s brand new album Lux
November 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Loving this one-star review of the 1938 winner of the Pulitzer Prize for Novel where this person is presumably mad that the novel in question is, in fact, fiction
Bsldavio 909 reviews • 9 followers ⭐️ (out of 5) Fiction
November 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Dinnertime!
Pasta bake with tortellini, marinara, mushrooms, red peppers, red onion, bacon, ricotta, and mozzarella in a glass 9x13 baking dish on a black stovetop A serving of said pasta bake on a white plate
November 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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The Beths show in Asheville was perfect and I really thought I couldn’t ask for anything more from it. Until, that is, I saw photos from their Atlanta Halloween show where they were all dressed like Jurassic Park (especially Jonathan Pearce as Ellie Sattler)
Jonathan and Liz as Ellie Satler (short khaki shorts, pink shirt, blue undershirt) and Ian Malcolm (black jacket, sunglasses), respectively Tristan and Ben as Dr. Alan Grant (chambray, cowboy hat, red bandana) and T Rex (inflatable costume), respectively
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Lenore, back to her roots
Lenore, an orange and white cat, fully grown now, somehow behind the books on a bookshelf, peeking over
November 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Lenore, an orange and white cat, standing across the room, eyeing me down A closeup where she’s definitely giving me the stink eye
November 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Cozy-pilled, soup-maxxing, things of that nature
Chicken stew with potatoes and carrots in a Dutch oven
November 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Bar crawl fuel
A dog with chili, bacon bits, beer cheese, and green onions in a basket with yellow paper
October 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Halloween Bar Crawl Geoffrey is ready to bar crawl
Hotel mirror selfie. A white middle-aged bearded guy in a black cap that says “Jump Scare”, a black western shirt with white tassles over a black, red, pink, and white “return of the living dead” tee, black jeans, red chucks
October 31, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Feeling like the Good and Evil guitarists from this hotel art are gonna be visiting me during my inevitable sleep paralysis tonight
Two pictures hanging next to each other on the wall. One is a behatted guitarist in all white on a white pedestal like he’s a statue. The other is of the same guitarist but he’s all black like a photo negative of the first on a black pedestal. Both are against a background of wavy, hypnotic gold and black. They’re facing each other.
October 31, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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How am I just now learning that Pedro Pascal was on MTV’s late 90s soap Undressed?
A 24 year old Pedro in a maroon and white track jacket, making some type of cheeky face
October 31, 2025 at 4:10 AM