She’s cussed at me no less than 5 times while ensuring we live in a Christian home.
July 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
She’s cussed at me no less than 5 times while ensuring we live in a Christian home.
Please don’t tell anyone how I live.
June 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Please don’t tell anyone how I live.
I picked the wrong night to stop sniffing glue.
June 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I picked the wrong night to stop sniffing glue.
Wife and I watching a movie last night and our 12 year old comes in and says "ok guys, the Switch 2 comes out tomorrow. Walmart opens at 6am. It's on aisle K3. (long pause, puppy eyes)"
Wife "ok. wake me up at 5:45"
Wife "ok. wake me up at 5:45"
June 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Wife and I watching a movie last night and our 12 year old comes in and says "ok guys, the Switch 2 comes out tomorrow. Walmart opens at 6am. It's on aisle K3. (long pause, puppy eyes)"
Wife "ok. wake me up at 5:45"
Wife "ok. wake me up at 5:45"
It’s the little notes you leave each other that keeps the spice in a marriage.
May 21, 2025 at 12:32 PM
It’s the little notes you leave each other that keeps the spice in a marriage.
I can't fathom spending money on ads just to let people know you are a douche.
May 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I can't fathom spending money on ads just to let people know you are a douche.
My wife and 12 yo are in NYC with grandparents this week. They are getting the full New York experience.
March 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
My wife and 12 yo are in NYC with grandparents this week. They are getting the full New York experience.
Me watching the Big 12 basketball tournament.
March 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Me watching the Big 12 basketball tournament.
I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?
February 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?
You know your weekend is fucked when your wife brings this bastard home.
January 31, 2025 at 7:18 PM
You know your weekend is fucked when your wife brings this bastard home.
This weekend we attended the OSU baseball banquet and got an autographed jersey at their silent auction. While looking for a display case, I fell into an alternate dimension Amazon.
January 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
This weekend we attended the OSU baseball banquet and got an autographed jersey at their silent auction. While looking for a display case, I fell into an alternate dimension Amazon.
When all of your divorced friends offer marriage advice.
December 16, 2024 at 9:14 PM
When all of your divorced friends offer marriage advice.
OSU fans this season
November 23, 2024 at 9:06 PM
OSU fans this season
Join us Friday for onion burgers, beers, and fun on the patio! If you can't hang all day, swing by during lunch and drop a couple of bucks in the jar and get a burger!
September 25, 2023 at 6:43 PM
Join us Friday for onion burgers, beers, and fun on the patio! If you can't hang all day, swing by during lunch and drop a couple of bucks in the jar and get a burger!