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Geoff Eaton
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Watched Weapons movie and the most unbelievable part of the whole thing is that a 3rd grader knows how to use a manual can opener.
October 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
My wife and I have this unspoken feud where I keep buying shirts she has to iron and she keeps buying dishes that require hand washing.
October 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Oklahoma instantly jumps up to 46th worst in education.
September 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The worst part about watching a show based in Tulsa with my wife is that she is from Tulsa.
September 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Would you like to know more than any human should know about a person on tv? Take my wife. Please.
September 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Matt Damon must be having a field day.
September 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Can you imagine having a strong opinion about a restaurant logo?
August 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Robert Downey Jr was great as Mr Terrific in Superman.
August 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Brew pubs are for children(apparently).
August 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
She’s cussed at me no less than 5 times while ensuring we live in a Christian home.
July 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Galactus is no Vigo the Carpathian.
July 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I would 100% watch a series about the Native-American vampire hunters from SINNERS.
July 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Please don’t tell anyone how I live.
June 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I picked the wrong night to stop sniffing glue.
June 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Wife and I watching a movie last night and our 12 year old comes in and says "ok guys, the Switch 2 comes out tomorrow. Walmart opens at 6am. It's on aisle K3. (long pause, puppy eyes)"

Wife "ok. wake me up at 5:45"
June 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
If I wasn’t a completionist i would have stopped watching The Gorge at the chess/drums scene.
May 31, 2025 at 2:04 AM
My oldest is home from college which means i have to hide my cheese in the fruit drawer.
May 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Is 9:20PM too late to mow? My neighbor says no.
May 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
It’s the little notes you leave each other that keeps the spice in a marriage.
May 21, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I can't fathom spending money on ads just to let people know you are a douche.
May 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Parenting is sending your kid to college in the fall with a new, unopened bottle of spray cleaner and them coming home the following summer with a new, unopened bottle of spray cleaner.
May 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Who is playing Odie?
Learned last night that we’re getting a Netflix miniseries on the Garfield assassination with Michael Shannon as Garfield and Nick Offerman as Chester A. Arthur, and how are we not all talking about this? www.netflix.com/tudum/articl...
May 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
How long until trump takes credit for the first US born Pope?
May 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The Knicks coach looks like someone asked AI to create “the Knicks coach”.
May 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I’d like to have enough money to live comfortably without debt but not “always has to wear a sport coat” rich.
April 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM