Amber (she/her)
@genuinelycrooked.bsky.social
Don't worry about it, it's fine.
I've solved our generations greatest problem. Straight boyfriends of bisexual women ARE allowed at Pride, Chapelle Roan concerts, etc. BUT only if they're dressed like Tom Holland when he did Umbrella. No one could possibly complain about this solution.
April 12, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I've solved our generations greatest problem. Straight boyfriends of bisexual women ARE allowed at Pride, Chapelle Roan concerts, etc. BUT only if they're dressed like Tom Holland when he did Umbrella. No one could possibly complain about this solution.
Also after hard notes they should all have barely audible recordings of my voice whispering "if you hit this you're a try-hard"
Karaoke versions of songs shouldn't just have the vocals removed, they should also have musical breaks significantly shortened or removed so you aren't just awkwardly bopping up on stage
January 31, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Also after hard notes they should all have barely audible recordings of my voice whispering "if you hit this you're a try-hard"
Karaoke versions of songs shouldn't just have the vocals removed, they should also have musical breaks significantly shortened or removed so you aren't just awkwardly bopping up on stage
January 31, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Karaoke versions of songs shouldn't just have the vocals removed, they should also have musical breaks significantly shortened or removed so you aren't just awkwardly bopping up on stage
I keep hearing an ad on various podcasts for @npr.org that straight up sounds like a political ad for Donald Trump. It's misleading and makes me angry every time I hear it. I know he controls their funding now but I still expected more from them than this.
January 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I keep hearing an ad on various podcasts for @npr.org that straight up sounds like a political ad for Donald Trump. It's misleading and makes me angry every time I hear it. I know he controls their funding now but I still expected more from them than this.
I want to read my book but I can't move this little angel
December 25, 2024 at 8:57 PM
I want to read my book but I can't move this little angel
Brian Thompson always asked "would you want this for your family?" But he only ever asked the guy whose mom euthanized his dog while he was at summer camp.
The New York Times provides UnitedHealth CEO a platform to convey such newsworthy insight as “[we] work each day to provide critical health services for millions of Americans in need” and totally real stories like how the late CEO “would always ask, ‘Would you want this for your own family?’”
December 14, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Brian Thompson always asked "would you want this for your family?" But he only ever asked the guy whose mom euthanized his dog while he was at summer camp.
Reposted by Amber (she/her)
cis accomplices — please help us keep the pressure on bsky to consistently apply its code of conduct to singal today. in matters such as this, your voices are of paramount import. we won’t be heard on our own
December 9, 2024 at 3:14 PM
cis accomplices — please help us keep the pressure on bsky to consistently apply its code of conduct to singal today. in matters such as this, your voices are of paramount import. we won’t be heard on our own
The full saying is actually "once you go black you never go back, because the bleaching process is really damaging and tedious and you just know the colorist is going to give you the stink eye for using box dye."
December 7, 2024 at 5:04 PM
The full saying is actually "once you go black you never go back, because the bleaching process is really damaging and tedious and you just know the colorist is going to give you the stink eye for using box dye."
Thank you Elfster for reminding me that two years ago my husband decided to have an All Corn Christmas for absolutely no reason.
December 2, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Thank you Elfster for reminding me that two years ago my husband decided to have an All Corn Christmas for absolutely no reason.