Gentleman Beau
@gentlemanbeau.bsky.social
Since circumcision causes autism I can only assume mustard-based BBQ sauce gives you measles.
October 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Since circumcision causes autism I can only assume mustard-based BBQ sauce gives you measles.
This one. I need this one.
August 31, 2025 at 3:39 AM
This one. I need this one.
I just wanna know which law enforcement officials he was chatting with. Was he in the back of their car?
June 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I just wanna know which law enforcement officials he was chatting with. Was he in the back of their car?
Three full months of the second admin. This is SALT LAKE CITY.
April 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Three full months of the second admin. This is SALT LAKE CITY.
Hey, Austinites, if you missed this when it was at Hyde Park Theatre a few months back the powers that be are giving you another chance. And if you live South? Hey, this is in your hood!
Go check it out. One of the best one-person shows I've seen in a minute.
Go check it out. One of the best one-person shows I've seen in a minute.
January 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Hey, Austinites, if you missed this when it was at Hyde Park Theatre a few months back the powers that be are giving you another chance. And if you live South? Hey, this is in your hood!
Go check it out. One of the best one-person shows I've seen in a minute.
Go check it out. One of the best one-person shows I've seen in a minute.
A note on my profile banner. This is the parking lot of Raul's, ground zero of the Austin punk rock scene. I was too young to ever go but I respect my roots. And I did see The Offenders a few times.
January 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
A note on my profile banner. This is the parking lot of Raul's, ground zero of the Austin punk rock scene. I was too young to ever go but I respect my roots. And I did see The Offenders a few times.
Oh, me too Gustave.
November 21, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Oh, me too Gustave.
My intro to Conan was TSSOC #55. I was a robust 8 years old (going on 9!) and my dad (who was a huge REH and Conan aficionado himself) allowed me to buy it despite the presence of very stabby swords, boobs AND butts, and a complete lack of a CCA stamp.
November 3, 2023 at 7:47 PM
My intro to Conan was TSSOC #55. I was a robust 8 years old (going on 9!) and my dad (who was a huge REH and Conan aficionado himself) allowed me to buy it despite the presence of very stabby swords, boobs AND butts, and a complete lack of a CCA stamp.
I haven’t done shit on this platform lately so here’s Alan Moore without a beard.
Excelsior!
Excelsior!
September 26, 2023 at 11:06 PM
I haven’t done shit on this platform lately so here’s Alan Moore without a beard.
Excelsior!
Excelsior!
I'm just ... not down with the design here. The Demeter is one of the best setpieces in the novel and many of the film adaptations. But the physicality here just completely divorces it from Dracula. It's just Bat Monster on a Boat. Not really my meat.
August 10, 2023 at 11:34 PM
I'm just ... not down with the design here. The Demeter is one of the best setpieces in the novel and many of the film adaptations. But the physicality here just completely divorces it from Dracula. It's just Bat Monster on a Boat. Not really my meat.
"I went to Spain and the whole country was a giant coffee shop and I heard two gigantic hipster types whisper to each other that they really missed Donald Trump to each other but in Spanish"
July 30, 2023 at 11:41 PM
"I went to Spain and the whole country was a giant coffee shop and I heard two gigantic hipster types whisper to each other that they really missed Donald Trump to each other but in Spanish"
Haters can hate but as soon as I heard Flip say she was a member of the "Newskid Legion" my heart took over with a huge "Aww."
I'm ready for a cute, sweet, dorky Superman show. Here. For. It. Haters may step directly into the Phantom Zone #MyAdventuresWithSuperman
I'm ready for a cute, sweet, dorky Superman show. Here. For. It. Haters may step directly into the Phantom Zone #MyAdventuresWithSuperman
July 8, 2023 at 6:48 AM
Haters can hate but as soon as I heard Flip say she was a member of the "Newskid Legion" my heart took over with a huge "Aww."
I'm ready for a cute, sweet, dorky Superman show. Here. For. It. Haters may step directly into the Phantom Zone #MyAdventuresWithSuperman
I'm ready for a cute, sweet, dorky Superman show. Here. For. It. Haters may step directly into the Phantom Zone #MyAdventuresWithSuperman
More evidence that the mail isn't fit to line a litter box. Apparently, they've discovered how aging works this week.
June 28, 2023 at 8:17 PM
More evidence that the mail isn't fit to line a litter box. Apparently, they've discovered how aging works this week.
Not gonna lie. I really like this platform so far.
Also?
BOOGER
Also?
BOOGER
June 24, 2023 at 8:41 AM
Not gonna lie. I really like this platform so far.
Also?
BOOGER
Also?
BOOGER
The beans obviously had him murdered.
June 22, 2023 at 10:24 PM
The beans obviously had him murdered.
It turns out we were all wrong about Meta being a bad brand name.
June 22, 2023 at 4:43 PM
It turns out we were all wrong about Meta being a bad brand name.