I don’t know them, so I hope they are NB and this is just dumb snark, but it reads pretty fucking shitty.

Looks just like this lil guy

"The cent, er uhhh, CANnot HOOOOLD"

At the Barebones Puppet Extravaganza— reminds me of nothing more than @migraineduck.bsky.social’s Goblin Market scenes in Deliria way back in college

Exactly. While Dilute Torties are perfect angels who have never done anything wrong in the whole lives, despite how villainous a half-moustache makes them look.

Wh…why does LinkedIn keep tryna get me to join the CIA?

Mr Darth, I coach a LOT of ultimate frisbee. I coach a very good youth program as well as the Minnesota Strike, a professional women’s and nonbinary team. Most recently, I also coached (and won!) the first all star game between our league (Premier Ultimate League) and the western league.

Real Fallen London vibes tho

It does mention therapy

This Offseason