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@generalmusician.bsky.social
"general museum" & "it all": out now!
music, art & nostalgia. careful & care-filled.
usually real. Minneapolis. pro-protest.
generalmusician.bandcamp.com
music, art & nostalgia. careful & care-filled.
usually real. Minneapolis. pro-protest.
generalmusician.bandcamp.com
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general museum, by general musician
32 track album
generalmusician.bandcamp.com
This is my birthday month! To celebrate, I lowered the price of "it all", my entire digital discography in perpetuity with 24+ hours of music (28 releases), to $44! It comes w/ "general museum" CDs + an "it all" USB-you'd never have to buy my music again! generalmusician.bandcamp.com/album/genera...
It's my birthday this week. Next month may be the last month I offer my entire discography bundled together. This week, it's only $44 total. A 24-hour playlist of all my tunes + everything I'll ever make in perpetuity!
Or just buy "general museum" for $8!
Link in profile. Thanks for supporting 😇
Or just buy "general museum" for $8!
Link in profile. Thanks for supporting 😇
This is my birthday month! To celebrate, I lowered the price of "it all", my entire digital discography in perpetuity with 24+ hours of music (28 releases), to $44! It comes w/ "general museum" CDs + an "it all" USB-you'd never have to buy my music again! generalmusician.bandcamp.com/album/genera...
general museum, by general musician
32 track album
generalmusician.bandcamp.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM
It's my birthday this week. Next month may be the last month I offer my entire discography bundled together. This week, it's only $44 total. A 24-hour playlist of all my tunes + everything I'll ever make in perpetuity!
Or just buy "general museum" for $8!
Link in profile. Thanks for supporting 😇
Or just buy "general museum" for $8!
Link in profile. Thanks for supporting 😇
Let me tell you something-
there is no nobility in poverty.
I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man,
and I choose rich every blessed time.
'Cause at least as a rich man-
when I have to face my problems,
I show up in the back of a limo wearing a $2,000 suit
and a $40,000 god-blessed cross.
there is no nobility in poverty.
I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man,
and I choose rich every blessed time.
'Cause at least as a rich man-
when I have to face my problems,
I show up in the back of a limo wearing a $2,000 suit
and a $40,000 god-blessed cross.
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Let me tell you something-
there is no nobility in poverty.
I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man,
and I choose rich every blessed time.
'Cause at least as a rich man-
when I have to face my problems,
I show up in the back of a limo wearing a $2,000 suit
and a $40,000 god-blessed cross.
there is no nobility in poverty.
I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man,
and I choose rich every blessed time.
'Cause at least as a rich man-
when I have to face my problems,
I show up in the back of a limo wearing a $2,000 suit
and a $40,000 god-blessed cross.
Ahead of schedule, @maggiewestrum.bsky.social
Time for my weekly "Like all of @maggiewestrum.bsky.social's post" activity!
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Ahead of schedule, @maggiewestrum.bsky.social
I knew I was running a risk of overstimulation staying in an unfamiliar place, but this hotel is all sorts of quiet/loud. I keep hearing the chirp of a two-way radio from a nearby room...as well as the swirl of the...ice machine?
I'll hopefully get my 8 hours of sleep and be back home in no time. 😐
I'll hopefully get my 8 hours of sleep and be back home in no time. 😐
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I knew I was running a risk of overstimulation staying in an unfamiliar place, but this hotel is all sorts of quiet/loud. I keep hearing the chirp of a two-way radio from a nearby room...as well as the swirl of the...ice machine?
I'll hopefully get my 8 hours of sleep and be back home in no time. 😐
I'll hopefully get my 8 hours of sleep and be back home in no time. 😐
(Back at the hotel.)
It feels like a super-interesting dynamic at comedy shows, especially with the vibe of the room and comedians. This is my third time seeing Melissa-I traveled for all three shows in Indy, Phoenix, and now Kansas City. But it's not something I can easily share with someone.
It feels like a super-interesting dynamic at comedy shows, especially with the vibe of the room and comedians. This is my third time seeing Melissa-I traveled for all three shows in Indy, Phoenix, and now Kansas City. But it's not something I can easily share with someone.
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
(Back at the hotel.)
It feels like a super-interesting dynamic at comedy shows, especially with the vibe of the room and comedians. This is my third time seeing Melissa-I traveled for all three shows in Indy, Phoenix, and now Kansas City. But it's not something I can easily share with someone.
It feels like a super-interesting dynamic at comedy shows, especially with the vibe of the room and comedians. This is my third time seeing Melissa-I traveled for all three shows in Indy, Phoenix, and now Kansas City. But it's not something I can easily share with someone.
This was right after they said no photos were allowed. 😵💫 Was a great show, though!
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
This was right after they said no photos were allowed. 😵💫 Was a great show, though!
Making the sun come up is easier said then dawn
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Making the sun come up is easier said then dawn
considering "cookies and wine" at the comedy club with a 2-item minimum 🤔
November 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
considering "cookies and wine" at the comedy club with a 2-item minimum 🤔
Accidentally gargled with shampoo.
But safely at the hotel!
But safely at the hotel!
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Accidentally gargled with shampoo.
But safely at the hotel!
But safely at the hotel!
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The one morning I'm up early enough to go to Al's, I'm driving to Missouri instead 😵💫
November 22, 2025 at 11:09 AM
The one morning I'm up early enough to go to Al's, I'm driving to Missouri instead 😵💫
I'm wearing a beanie in bed and I feel ridiculous.
November 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I'm wearing a beanie in bed and I feel ridiculous.
I'm fine, hon, just working on some new dad-vice right now.
Is everything okay babe? You've barely manned any of your splain today.
is everything ok babe? you barely got any blood out of your last sacrifice
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I'm fine, hon, just working on some new dad-vice right now.
Reposted by generous magician 🪄
"last night a DJ saved my life"
November 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
"last night a DJ saved my life"
I'm not going to stay up late posting but I will expect those of you awake at 9am to respond when I hit the road.
November 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I'm not going to stay up late posting but I will expect those of you awake at 9am to respond when I hit the road.
We are now playing Keno.
2025 BINGO has been cancelled.
No winners will be declared.
No winners will be declared.
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
We are now playing Keno.
You did not warn me how delicious this looks.
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
You did not warn me how delicious this looks.
Be honest with me: this is great, right?
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Be honest with me: this is great, right?
L'eggo my Em-ggo!
When I phone banked & went door knocking for the marriage equality bill in 2013 people would actually say they were against it bc “What’s next? Marrying your toaster?” And like, I wish, bc that thing is hot, useful, I can always turn it on.
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
L'eggo my Em-ggo!
The Bogdonovich continues: tonight, "Mask".
November 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The Bogdonovich continues: tonight, "Mask".
When I think of "handsome", this is the picture in my mind
November 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
When I think of "handsome", this is the picture in my mind
Another burned CD. I think this is from 2013.
November 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Another burned CD. I think this is from 2013.
Once I was engaged.
November 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Once I was engaged.
Turkey spit: gobble globules
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Turkey spit: gobble globules