I didn’t see The Substance, but it did strike me as odd when Moore gave her acceptance speech at The Golden Globes(?) and said she was so proud to have starred in a film that made a lot of money. I was expecting her to say something about the message or artistry… 🤷🏻‍♀️ I commend the honesty, I guess 😅

They are so good, I’ve been recommending them to friends. I never thought I’d be spearheading a campaign to promote a single fruit.

Funk Zoomiest!

Trump and his administration will either claim their failures are a success or will point the blame at someone or something else, and his voters will blindly believe it either way, no questions asked. This is where we are. Past the point of no return on common sense and critical thinking.

Wow, they catch this guy after a few days, but the Hamburglar has been on the run for how many decades? Something in the ice cream machine ain’t clean.

And a very fine blep it is!

That’s been their modus operandi for so long now. I can bite my tongue and not be rude to people who I know vote Republican, but I have zero respect for them.

It’s “profits over people” at every single turn in this hellscape. I don’t have the means to re-locate… I’m just ready to check out at this point.

Who’s soliciting advice from someone who doesn’t know better than to give an HJ in a crowded theater

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside.

The Transformers one is what lost Harris the election

As do I. What are we getting in return?

How can this be? He said he only hires the best! No way Grabraham Lincoln would lie!

If this weren’t obvious satire and it only included the part about TJ employees saluting you, I would fully believe it to be true

I wonder what she’s gonna do when she’s in the loo and a big, burly trans man comes in to take a leak

He’ll get a linen closet spot. We’ll bring him out for overnight guests.

My dog threw up today and is unusually clingy. I know she just doesn’t feel well, but that weirdo part of me is like, She knows…