Man no one wants to sleep with: "Women pretend to be into sports to impress guys like me..."

March 2026 every news source: "Nobody could have predicted the crash of the AI bubble, the devastation to investments, retirement funds, and the world economy. No one expected this..."

Greg Pak and every other actual artist, and Ed Zitron: "Hey! Over here!"

Every news source: "Nobody."

I hope that grad student thanks you in the paper!

"...If you do a vertical stripe tricolor" in Blue, White and Red "then it's a reference to France..."

And you need to acknowledge the 5 boroughs. Perhaps use 5 stars around the torch, like the Indiana state flag? Or I'd suggest, like the Statue of Liberty's torch, divide the flame into 5 tongues. bsky.app/profile/did:...

The Orange is a reference to the Dutch "Prince's Flag" of the time. If you do a vertical stripe tricolor then it's a reference to France. You might as well get rid of the tricolor.

I LOVE the orange flame on the French tricolor version though. Make the right tricolor bar and flame both orange.

I was confused why you chose a tricolor, but just read that goes back to the Dutch!

I think you need to represent the 5 boroughs. From some angles, the flame of the torch has 5 tongues...

Side note: Sinatra’s mom Natalina “Dolly” Garaventa, a midwife by trade, ran an underground free abortion clinic, chained herself to a fence to fight for women’s suffrage and was an extremely influential organizer for the Democratic Party
www.irishtimes.com/opinion/eamo...

The Quantum Titanic didn’t become a real disaster until the lookout saw the iceberg!

The UK needs to embrace Tiny Tim as a national icon, the way Canada has embraced their variant: Tiny Timbits!

www.flavournetwork.ca/article/hist...

The huge shift in Big Christmas from my 1970-1987 childhood to now is churches used to run ads and billboards against commercializing Christmas. "Remember the Reason for the Season."

Now it's an attack on Christianity if companies refer to it as a holy day: "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Xmas"

LindellTV will be sure to declaim what an honor it is for the USA that Trump allowed the Pentagon to name a class of ships after him. And then they'll ask to name a pillow after him.

And that idea dies when Vance, standing next to Trump, gets a pup tent about owning a Trump Pillow.

If Valerie, as a good Canadian, speaks French the word "tranche" might be a problem? A tranche de tarte means a slice of pie, so she might think you were offering her a wedge of traditional yuletide English eel pie? Mmmmm!

Did you ask for your wife's credit card number? Valerie might be afraid it's a trial period free subscription. Esp with eels, it's a slippery slope...