the book "starting strength" has been very helpful for me. just squats, deadlift, bench press and overhead press.

you can tell he was about to say "She got a big ass" but changes it to great, because at the time it would not have been understood that a big ass is necessarily great

you gotta post this one today theonion.com/u-s-military...

many reasons but i never want to be remotely reliant on it because its the Uber model: operate at a loss to capture a future market. some day the money dries up, only lucrative corporate customers matter anymore, and anyone who thought they found a genuine use for it realizes they cant justify costs

oh cool i can check its sources?

iron sights should make the player pinch the gun and look through it like a tiny telescope

he still got it for me, but the whole time he was grumbling about how he was sure he could cook one up

i was using a government website and when i tried to look up my ticket i got an error message that was like "your information was not found in the database" I call and they say "oh yeah that happens if you're not using chrome" HOW is that possible

if your dysfunctional parts are aligned in their overall goals, the family metaphor makes sense. but if your parts are motivated by spite against one another, it all maps much more cleanly to the cast of a shonen

because i believe kombucha is bad for me, it is a suitable substitute for beer

bootlickers!

i've noticed a very important component of car brain is that the only way to deal with any inclement weather is with a car