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Mike D’Angelo
@gemko.bsky.social
I may live badly, but at least I don’t have to work to do it.

https://www.patreon.com/gemko
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
TIL that the state of national emergency declared in 1979 re: Iran has been continuously extended to the present day, by Reagan and Bush and Clinton and Shrub and Obama and Trump and Biden and Trump again.
November 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
For fuck’s sake dude that’s why everyone calls him President Trump!

(Sorry, what’s that? His actual *name*? You’re joking.)
November 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Like, oh, say, Lanthimos'. (Did not remember this at all, stumbled upon it just now while sticking a few ancient tweet-reviews on Lbox.)
November 4, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Received both of these notices in today’s mail, well done bureaucracy.
November 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Had a vague memory that my love for the SCREAM 2 scene what was inspired that category in the first place, and sure enough.
November 1, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Love to see ancient invented terminology from the movie-nerd chat group infect proper journalism. (Courtesy @bilgeebiri.bsky.social who was a member of said group.)
November 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Objection. Assumes facts not in evidence.
October 31, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Someone suggested it may have been something like this. Would think I’d remember that, but then I don’t remember it whatever it was.
October 31, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Ah, the wiseacres. Such a joy to have them among us.
October 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
October 28, 2025 at 6:35 AM
October 28, 2025 at 5:57 AM
And I want to watch someone commit suicide in a running pose because…?
October 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Huh, I guess EVERYBODY WANTS SOME!! (which as a reminder was nearly a decade ago) never made it to Middleburg.
October 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
“Why would Weird Al do that?” I’m gonna be briefly wondering on a regular basis for the rest of my life.
October 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Been mourning Twitterrific for 3 years, so was happy to belatedly discover that its creator now offers a reader, Tapestry, that makes this joint considerably less bland, with color-coded list integration and customizable font / text size and such. Can’t post/reply yet, but they’re working on it.
October 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Some poor actor evidently was cut out of STEALING HOME at the very last minute.
October 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Brown: Get On Up
Valens: La Bamba
Turner: What’s Love Got to Do With It
Curtis: Control
Liberace: Behind the Candalabra
Gordon: ’Round Midnight
Lynn: Coal Miner’s Daughter
Guthrie: Bound for Glory
Eminem: 8 Mile
Cash: Walk the Line
Dylan: A Complete Unknown
Piaf: La Vie en Rose
Beatles: Backbeat
October 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
“Would like to” or “wish to,” pick one. Not this.

(Hard to articulate why, though. You need the “would” prior to “like” because otherwise it reads like the filmmakers just enjoy thanking the following people generally, whereas “wish” doesn’t require it, but is that all it is?)
October 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"Four stars!"—Brian Tallerico, RogerEbert.com
October 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Just sticking this here so I can refer to it when someone inevitably asks me why MR. SCORSESE, which the NYT inexplicably included among this week’s movie reviews, isn’t Skandie-eligible.
October 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I’ve been laughing at this for like three days now.
October 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Close…brushes of the third kind?
October 17, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I’m not complaining.
October 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM