Gemidyke Rising
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Gemidyke Rising is a queer astrology podcast for the infinitely curious and chaotic. Join your hosts Jordan and Brook as they navigate monthly transits as they relate to their lives, pop culture, and the gay agenda.
Happy Venus station day! ❤️🔥🔪 she's coming in hot starting her retrograde in Aries at the top of the month and then it's all down hill from here (aka there's a lot more celestial drama coming our way)
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March 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Happy Venus station day! ❤️🔥🔪 she's coming in hot starting her retrograde in Aries at the top of the month and then it's all down hill from here (aka there's a lot more celestial drama coming our way)
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Mars has stationed direct at 17° Cancer!! YOU MADE IT! You deserve a massage and 6 weeks of somatic therapy ✨✨✨
February 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Mars has stationed direct at 17° Cancer!! YOU MADE IT! You deserve a massage and 6 weeks of somatic therapy ✨✨✨
Happy full moon nerds! This lunation has the vibe of being watched by a critical eye but you're too hot to not be yourself! You know who you are so fuck all the noise let them hear you rawwwrrr
February 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Happy full moon nerds! This lunation has the vibe of being watched by a critical eye but you're too hot to not be yourself! You know who you are so fuck all the noise let them hear you rawwwrrr
Happy Mercury cazimi to all who celebrate! Today is the day to nerd eff out! If you've been stuck for the past few months here comes the breakthrough energy you need to make your ideas click or maybe you'll find a shiny new thought to chase down the rabbit hole either way have fun astro nerds!
February 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Happy Mercury cazimi to all who celebrate! Today is the day to nerd eff out! If you've been stuck for the past few months here comes the breakthrough energy you need to make your ideas click or maybe you'll find a shiny new thought to chase down the rabbit hole either way have fun astro nerds!
Today's the day astro nerds!! Venus is fresh into Aries and daddy Jupiter is DIRECT and headed the efffff out of Gemini! Both planets are moving slowly but they know what they want and they're not compromising!! And you shouldn't either!!
February 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Today's the day astro nerds!! Venus is fresh into Aries and daddy Jupiter is DIRECT and headed the efffff out of Gemini! Both planets are moving slowly but they know what they want and they're not compromising!! And you shouldn't either!!
Shout to the sexiest lights in the sky! Go outside and look at the moon and Venus NOW! And listen to our hot takes about all the conjunctions to come on season 2 episode one of the gemidykes, 2025: the Good the Neutral and the CHAOTIC!
February 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Shout to the sexiest lights in the sky! Go outside and look at the moon and Venus NOW! And listen to our hot takes about all the conjunctions to come on season 2 episode one of the gemidykes, 2025: the Good the Neutral and the CHAOTIC!
Mark your calendars because there are more cutesy Moon-Venus conjunctions coming in to lighten your load this year 📝✨📝✨
February 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Mark your calendars because there are more cutesy Moon-Venus conjunctions coming in to lighten your load this year 📝✨📝✨
Happy Moon-Venus day!! 💖🍯✨ Today marks one of the many juicy conjunctions between the moon and dignified Venus! It's a beautiful respite from how freaking undignified and Marsy this year is! Enjoy it nerds!
February 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Happy Moon-Venus day!! 💖🍯✨ Today marks one of the many juicy conjunctions between the moon and dignified Venus! It's a beautiful respite from how freaking undignified and Marsy this year is! Enjoy it nerds!
Listen wherever the pods find your ears or right here: open.spotify.com/episode/7j8j... ✨✨✨
January 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Listen wherever the pods find your ears or right here: open.spotify.com/episode/7j8j... ✨✨✨
You know as a buncha queer nerds we had to use a D&D alignment chart to rank the 2025 transits for you! Which transits are you excited for and which are filling you with dread??
January 31, 2025 at 3:24 PM
You know as a buncha queer nerds we had to use a D&D alignment chart to rank the 2025 transits for you! Which transits are you excited for and which are filling you with dread??
THE FIRST EPISODE OF SEASON 2 "2025: the Good, Neutral, and the CHAOTIC" IS OUT NOW NERDS!! Here's a little something for your visual pleasure as you listen to our ranking of the major transits this year ✨✨✨
January 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
THE FIRST EPISODE OF SEASON 2 "2025: the Good, Neutral, and the CHAOTIC" IS OUT NOW NERDS!! Here's a little something for your visual pleasure as you listen to our ranking of the major transits this year ✨✨✨
Natal Pluto and the 10H seems Extremely Loud as well, especially if it's very close to the MC. Pluto is power, control, transformation in the system at the very top of his chart
What's up with his transits in 2025? Find out on the next episode of Gemidyke Rising year ahead forecast... 5/5
What's up with his transits in 2025? Find out on the next episode of Gemidyke Rising year ahead forecast... 5/5
December 12, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Natal Pluto and the 10H seems Extremely Loud as well, especially if it's very close to the MC. Pluto is power, control, transformation in the system at the very top of his chart
What's up with his transits in 2025? Find out on the next episode of Gemidyke Rising year ahead forecast... 5/5
What's up with his transits in 2025? Find out on the next episode of Gemidyke Rising year ahead forecast... 5/5
Let's speculate about the birth chart of Luigi Mangione. While not a true rectification we're leaning heavily towards a Pisces rising chart
Starting with the 12/6 houses:
His Reddit posts highlight his relationship to disability & chronic pain pointing towards an emphasis on the 6H/ 12H axis...1/5
Starting with the 12/6 houses:
His Reddit posts highlight his relationship to disability & chronic pain pointing towards an emphasis on the 6H/ 12H axis...1/5
December 12, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Let's speculate about the birth chart of Luigi Mangione. While not a true rectification we're leaning heavily towards a Pisces rising chart
Starting with the 12/6 houses:
His Reddit posts highlight his relationship to disability & chronic pain pointing towards an emphasis on the 6H/ 12H axis...1/5
Starting with the 12/6 houses:
His Reddit posts highlight his relationship to disability & chronic pain pointing towards an emphasis on the 6H/ 12H axis...1/5
Just riffing on assassination charts and asking the stars what it all means... What aspects do you notice?? #astrology #astrosky
December 5, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Just riffing on assassination charts and asking the stars what it all means... What aspects do you notice?? #astrology #astrosky
Time to kiss goodbye to the Libra/ Aries eclipses and Pluto in Capricorn and hello to more mutable madness
November 23, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Time to kiss goodbye to the Libra/ Aries eclipses and Pluto in Capricorn and hello to more mutable madness
Get the November astro gossip while it's 🔥🔥🔥
November 23, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Get the November astro gossip while it's 🔥🔥🔥
WE'RE BACK BABYYY!! NOVEMBER EP IS OUTTTT HERE ARE ALL THE CHARTS. Let the fuckery commence ✨✨✨
November 23, 2024 at 3:30 AM
WE'RE BACK BABYYY!! NOVEMBER EP IS OUTTTT HERE ARE ALL THE CHARTS. Let the fuckery commence ✨✨✨
Boy are the transits transiting this month! But don't worry the Gemidykes have you covered we scoped out the astro drama closing out 2023 on this month's episode and you can peep these spicy December charts right here
December 13, 2023 at 11:54 PM
Boy are the transits transiting this month! But don't worry the Gemidykes have you covered we scoped out the astro drama closing out 2023 on this month's episode and you can peep these spicy December charts right here
Aww our new episode is a new moon baby! Ep. 4 Mercury Rx in Capricorn/ Sag: Mercury is your gay best friend dropped just in time for our old pal to station rx and you know you want the Gemidykes' takes! GO LISTEN!! ✨✨✨
open.spotify.com/episode/1270...
open.spotify.com/episode/1270...
December 13, 2023 at 11:52 PM
Aww our new episode is a new moon baby! Ep. 4 Mercury Rx in Capricorn/ Sag: Mercury is your gay best friend dropped just in time for our old pal to station rx and you know you want the Gemidykes' takes! GO LISTEN!! ✨✨✨
open.spotify.com/episode/1270...
open.spotify.com/episode/1270...
We know it's still a Marsy one... but it's a new moon today, it's not an eclipse & a new episode of Gemidyke Rising just dropped!! What could be bad about today??
open.spotify.com/episode/5Fzq...
open.spotify.com/episode/5Fzq...
November 13, 2023 at 4:27 PM
We know it's still a Marsy one... but it's a new moon today, it's not an eclipse & a new episode of Gemidyke Rising just dropped!! What could be bad about today??
open.spotify.com/episode/5Fzq...
open.spotify.com/episode/5Fzq...
The SAG-AFTRA strike began the week the nodes shifted into Aries/Libra and Venus stationed rx and ended a week after Venus worked her ass off ruling two eclipses and on the day she finally made it into her domicile in Libra... I don't know but I'd call that ✨fate✨
November 9, 2023 at 2:19 AM
The SAG-AFTRA strike began the week the nodes shifted into Aries/Libra and Venus stationed rx and ended a week after Venus worked her ass off ruling two eclipses and on the day she finally made it into her domicile in Libra... I don't know but I'd call that ✨fate✨
Ok astro nerds! Anyone wanna share tips on how to do NORWAC on the cheap coming from the east coast? The gemidykes wanna party in Tuckwila! How do y'all do it??
November 6, 2023 at 4:11 PM
Ok astro nerds! Anyone wanna share tips on how to do NORWAC on the cheap coming from the east coast? The gemidykes wanna party in Tuckwila! How do y'all do it??
We are OBSESSED with this synestry - the air Venuses, the saturnian moons, the Pluto conjunctions, the moon conjunctions and the Libra of it all! We love to see it!
(No birth times... Yet)
(No birth times... Yet)
October 19, 2023 at 9:06 PM
We are OBSESSED with this synestry - the air Venuses, the saturnian moons, the Pluto conjunctions, the moon conjunctions and the Libra of it all! We love to see it!
(No birth times... Yet)
(No birth times... Yet)
Swipe for more charts from our new episode so you can follow along with the mutable madness!
You can also give the gemidykes a follow on Spotify to get the transit ☕☕☕ every month
spotify.link/Tf3LMhACRDb
You can also give the gemidykes a follow on Spotify to get the transit ☕☕☕ every month
spotify.link/Tf3LMhACRDb
October 14, 2023 at 2:47 PM
Swipe for more charts from our new episode so you can follow along with the mutable madness!
You can also give the gemidykes a follow on Spotify to get the transit ☕☕☕ every month
spotify.link/Tf3LMhACRDb
You can also give the gemidykes a follow on Spotify to get the transit ☕☕☕ every month
spotify.link/Tf3LMhACRDb
EPISODE 2 - Eclipses in Aries/Libra: Sports are Gay is a goooo! Join us on our sports dyke transformation and find out what the '96 Olympics have to do with Bend it Like Beckham!! GET INTO IT! spotify.link/kvcdogaCRDb
October 14, 2023 at 2:43 PM
EPISODE 2 - Eclipses in Aries/Libra: Sports are Gay is a goooo! Join us on our sports dyke transformation and find out what the '96 Olympics have to do with Bend it Like Beckham!! GET INTO IT! spotify.link/kvcdogaCRDb