Gemidyke Rising
@gemidykerising.bsky.social
Gemidyke Rising is a queer astrology podcast for the infinitely curious and chaotic. Join your hosts Jordan and Brook as they navigate monthly transits as they relate to their lives, pop culture, and the gay agenda.
Happy Venus station day! ❤️🔥🔪 she's coming in hot starting her retrograde in Aries at the top of the month and then it's all down hill from here (aka there's a lot more celestial drama coming our way)
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March 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Happy Venus station day! ❤️🔥🔪 she's coming in hot starting her retrograde in Aries at the top of the month and then it's all down hill from here (aka there's a lot more celestial drama coming our way)
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Mars has stationed direct at 17° Cancer!! YOU MADE IT! You deserve a massage and 6 weeks of somatic therapy ✨✨✨
February 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Mars has stationed direct at 17° Cancer!! YOU MADE IT! You deserve a massage and 6 weeks of somatic therapy ✨✨✨
Happy full moon nerds! This lunation has the vibe of being watched by a critical eye but you're too hot to not be yourself! You know who you are so fuck all the noise let them hear you rawwwrrr
February 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Happy full moon nerds! This lunation has the vibe of being watched by a critical eye but you're too hot to not be yourself! You know who you are so fuck all the noise let them hear you rawwwrrr
Happy Mercury cazimi to all who celebrate! Today is the day to nerd eff out! If you've been stuck for the past few months here comes the breakthrough energy you need to make your ideas click or maybe you'll find a shiny new thought to chase down the rabbit hole either way have fun astro nerds!
February 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Happy Mercury cazimi to all who celebrate! Today is the day to nerd eff out! If you've been stuck for the past few months here comes the breakthrough energy you need to make your ideas click or maybe you'll find a shiny new thought to chase down the rabbit hole either way have fun astro nerds!
Today's the day astro nerds!! Venus is fresh into Aries and daddy Jupiter is DIRECT and headed the efffff out of Gemini! Both planets are moving slowly but they know what they want and they're not compromising!! And you shouldn't either!!
February 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Today's the day astro nerds!! Venus is fresh into Aries and daddy Jupiter is DIRECT and headed the efffff out of Gemini! Both planets are moving slowly but they know what they want and they're not compromising!! And you shouldn't either!!
Happy Moon-Venus day!! 💖🍯✨ Today marks one of the many juicy conjunctions between the moon and dignified Venus! It's a beautiful respite from how freaking undignified and Marsy this year is! Enjoy it nerds!
February 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Happy Moon-Venus day!! 💖🍯✨ Today marks one of the many juicy conjunctions between the moon and dignified Venus! It's a beautiful respite from how freaking undignified and Marsy this year is! Enjoy it nerds!
THE FIRST EPISODE OF SEASON 2 "2025: the Good, Neutral, and the CHAOTIC" IS OUT NOW NERDS!! Here's a little something for your visual pleasure as you listen to our ranking of the major transits this year ✨✨✨
January 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
THE FIRST EPISODE OF SEASON 2 "2025: the Good, Neutral, and the CHAOTIC" IS OUT NOW NERDS!! Here's a little something for your visual pleasure as you listen to our ranking of the major transits this year ✨✨✨
Let's speculate about the birth chart of Luigi Mangione. While not a true rectification we're leaning heavily towards a Pisces rising chart
Starting with the 12/6 houses:
His Reddit posts highlight his relationship to disability & chronic pain pointing towards an emphasis on the 6H/ 12H axis...1/5
Starting with the 12/6 houses:
His Reddit posts highlight his relationship to disability & chronic pain pointing towards an emphasis on the 6H/ 12H axis...1/5
December 12, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Let's speculate about the birth chart of Luigi Mangione. While not a true rectification we're leaning heavily towards a Pisces rising chart
Starting with the 12/6 houses:
His Reddit posts highlight his relationship to disability & chronic pain pointing towards an emphasis on the 6H/ 12H axis...1/5
Starting with the 12/6 houses:
His Reddit posts highlight his relationship to disability & chronic pain pointing towards an emphasis on the 6H/ 12H axis...1/5
Just riffing on assassination charts and asking the stars what it all means... What aspects do you notice?? #astrology #astrosky
December 5, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Just riffing on assassination charts and asking the stars what it all means... What aspects do you notice?? #astrology #astrosky
WE'RE BACK BABYYY!! NOVEMBER EP IS OUTTTT HERE ARE ALL THE CHARTS. Let the fuckery commence ✨✨✨
November 23, 2024 at 3:30 AM
WE'RE BACK BABYYY!! NOVEMBER EP IS OUTTTT HERE ARE ALL THE CHARTS. Let the fuckery commence ✨✨✨
Aww our new episode is a new moon baby! Ep. 4 Mercury Rx in Capricorn/ Sag: Mercury is your gay best friend dropped just in time for our old pal to station rx and you know you want the Gemidykes' takes! GO LISTEN!! ✨✨✨
open.spotify.com/episode/1270...
open.spotify.com/episode/1270...
December 13, 2023 at 11:52 PM
Aww our new episode is a new moon baby! Ep. 4 Mercury Rx in Capricorn/ Sag: Mercury is your gay best friend dropped just in time for our old pal to station rx and you know you want the Gemidykes' takes! GO LISTEN!! ✨✨✨
open.spotify.com/episode/1270...
open.spotify.com/episode/1270...
We know it's still a Marsy one... but it's a new moon today, it's not an eclipse & a new episode of Gemidyke Rising just dropped!! What could be bad about today??
open.spotify.com/episode/5Fzq...
open.spotify.com/episode/5Fzq...
November 13, 2023 at 4:27 PM
We know it's still a Marsy one... but it's a new moon today, it's not an eclipse & a new episode of Gemidyke Rising just dropped!! What could be bad about today??
open.spotify.com/episode/5Fzq...
open.spotify.com/episode/5Fzq...
The SAG-AFTRA strike began the week the nodes shifted into Aries/Libra and Venus stationed rx and ended a week after Venus worked her ass off ruling two eclipses and on the day she finally made it into her domicile in Libra... I don't know but I'd call that ✨fate✨
November 9, 2023 at 2:19 AM
The SAG-AFTRA strike began the week the nodes shifted into Aries/Libra and Venus stationed rx and ended a week after Venus worked her ass off ruling two eclipses and on the day she finally made it into her domicile in Libra... I don't know but I'd call that ✨fate✨
Ok astro nerds! Anyone wanna share tips on how to do NORWAC on the cheap coming from the east coast? The gemidykes wanna party in Tuckwila! How do y'all do it??
November 6, 2023 at 4:11 PM
Ok astro nerds! Anyone wanna share tips on how to do NORWAC on the cheap coming from the east coast? The gemidykes wanna party in Tuckwila! How do y'all do it??
BREAKING ECLIPSE NEWS: after divorcing her soccer wife Ali Krieger this summer, dykon (that's dyke icon) Ashlyn Harris is now confirmed to be dating everyone's high school crush Sophia Bush!! pagesix.com/2023/10/17/s...
Sophia Bush dating soccer star Ashlyn Harris after respective...
"One Tree Hill" alum Sophia Bush is romancing US women's soccer champ Ashlyn Harris - just months after filing for divorce from her husband Grant Hughes.
pagesix.com
October 19, 2023 at 9:05 PM
BREAKING ECLIPSE NEWS: after divorcing her soccer wife Ali Krieger this summer, dykon (that's dyke icon) Ashlyn Harris is now confirmed to be dating everyone's high school crush Sophia Bush!! pagesix.com/2023/10/17/s...
Swipe for more charts from our new episode so you can follow along with the mutable madness!
You can also give the gemidykes a follow on Spotify to get the transit ☕☕☕ every month
spotify.link/Tf3LMhACRDb
You can also give the gemidykes a follow on Spotify to get the transit ☕☕☕ every month
spotify.link/Tf3LMhACRDb
October 14, 2023 at 2:47 PM
Swipe for more charts from our new episode so you can follow along with the mutable madness!
You can also give the gemidykes a follow on Spotify to get the transit ☕☕☕ every month
spotify.link/Tf3LMhACRDb
You can also give the gemidykes a follow on Spotify to get the transit ☕☕☕ every month
spotify.link/Tf3LMhACRDb
EPISODE 2 - Eclipses in Aries/Libra: Sports are Gay is a goooo! Join us on our sports dyke transformation and find out what the '96 Olympics have to do with Bend it Like Beckham!! GET INTO IT! spotify.link/kvcdogaCRDb
October 14, 2023 at 2:43 PM
EPISODE 2 - Eclipses in Aries/Libra: Sports are Gay is a goooo! Join us on our sports dyke transformation and find out what the '96 Olympics have to do with Bend it Like Beckham!! GET INTO IT! spotify.link/kvcdogaCRDb
Actual footage of us shifting gears before our new episode out THIS WEEK!
Get ready and give us a follow so you don't miss it 🌠 spotify.link/kzFUqK4dLDb
Get ready and give us a follow so you don't miss it 🌠 spotify.link/kzFUqK4dLDb
October 9, 2023 at 6:16 PM
Actual footage of us shifting gears before our new episode out THIS WEEK!
Get ready and give us a follow so you don't miss it 🌠 spotify.link/kzFUqK4dLDb
Get ready and give us a follow so you don't miss it 🌠 spotify.link/kzFUqK4dLDb
When you realize Mercury and Venus are both direct...
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September 29, 2023 at 7:45 PM
When you realize Mercury and Venus are both direct...
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Meet your hosts of Gemidyke Rising and check out our first episode to witness the chaos up close: spotify.link/JS44Cw5TdDb
September 19, 2023 at 2:54 PM
Meet your hosts of Gemidyke Rising and check out our first episode to witness the chaos up close: spotify.link/JS44Cw5TdDb
Episode 1: "BARBIESTROLOGY" is a goooo! Thx to everyone who listened so far! 💗💗💗 we're so proud of our gay lil babe!
Shout out this amazing Venus star point meme by Kelly Surtees (@keldreamer)
Give a listen for some #Barbie & #QueerAstrology w a side of Gemini chaos: spotify.link/CPXsDSge7Cb
Shout out this amazing Venus star point meme by Kelly Surtees (@keldreamer)
Give a listen for some #Barbie & #QueerAstrology w a side of Gemini chaos: spotify.link/CPXsDSge7Cb
September 15, 2023 at 4:55 PM
Episode 1: "BARBIESTROLOGY" is a goooo! Thx to everyone who listened so far! 💗💗💗 we're so proud of our gay lil babe!
Shout out this amazing Venus star point meme by Kelly Surtees (@keldreamer)
Give a listen for some #Barbie & #QueerAstrology w a side of Gemini chaos: spotify.link/CPXsDSge7Cb
Shout out this amazing Venus star point meme by Kelly Surtees (@keldreamer)
Give a listen for some #Barbie & #QueerAstrology w a side of Gemini chaos: spotify.link/CPXsDSge7Cb
THIS FRIDAY in a very special first episode of Gemidyke Rising we're doing a deep dive of Barbiestrology! We've got all the astro juice on Leo Venus Rx this summer & how it connects to the Barbie
movie, Barbie's history & the heroine's journey!
Find us on Spotify: spotify.link/d8qDsmDh2Cb
movie, Barbie's history & the heroine's journey!
Find us on Spotify: spotify.link/d8qDsmDh2Cb
September 12, 2023 at 2:49 PM
THIS FRIDAY in a very special first episode of Gemidyke Rising we're doing a deep dive of Barbiestrology! We've got all the astro juice on Leo Venus Rx this summer & how it connects to the Barbie
movie, Barbie's history & the heroine's journey!
Find us on Spotify: spotify.link/d8qDsmDh2Cb
movie, Barbie's history & the heroine's journey!
Find us on Spotify: spotify.link/d8qDsmDh2Cb
Post astro rant blisssss 💜
First episode up after Mercury goes direct 😈
First episode up after Mercury goes direct 😈
September 11, 2023 at 1:23 PM
Post astro rant blisssss 💜
First episode up after Mercury goes direct 😈
First episode up after Mercury goes direct 😈