Copped a new jacket. Also feat. an unintentional bear smile.

I can run a full sub 30 5k now without stopping 🙂

how did everything burn down except the emilia pérez billboards

Sub 30 min 5k still in progress. :( But I’m very close. If I don’t do it this month I’m gonna cry (and take PEDs).

I never understood the whole "Fred from Scooby Doo doesn't have a catchphrase" thing because he very obviously has a couple - they're "alright gang, let's split up and look for clues" and "i am a homosexual"

Kermit-core

Forever a banger

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate!

I normally really enjoy the holidays (especially the stretch between Christmas and New Year’s) but this head cold is kicking my butt.

Today’s threads really making me look like a short king

Not yet sure how all of this works but hello Bluesky!