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Jeremy Nickurak 🇨🇦
@gehrehmee.bsky.social
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YEG techie and ukulele enthusiast. Mostly on Mastodon @ https://toot.cafe/@atrus
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Welp, last week's #lego order showed up so I guess that's my weekend plans sorted.
Hand cart with 2 large cardboard boxes strapped to it.
December 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Screenshot of tweet, reading: COWORKER: we need to find the root cause asap ME: *takes long drag* the root cause is that our processes are not robust enough to prevent a person from making this mistake COWORKER: amy please not right now
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Screenshot of tweet, reading: me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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"Sickos" comic meme, man standing looking through window saying "Yes... HA HA HA... YES!"
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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In the coming weeks:
Parody of Frank's Red Hot "I Put That *expletive* on everything", ad, with Danielle Smith's face and "not withstanding clause" on the bottle.
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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#maximumDerek
November 5, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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October 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Screenshot of old tweet from "Horse ebooks" account with over 7k likes and over 10k retweets, reading: Everything happens so much
September 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Screen-grab of Alex Murphy from the 2024 Robocop movie, seeing himself mostly disassembled for the first time, exasperated, yells "Holy Christ, there's nothing left"
August 31, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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I have a strange compulsion for t-shirts I think <1% of people would ever understand.
Dustin Hoffman, chin on fist, looking thoughtful, saying "Aren't you relieved to know you're not a golem?"
June 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Poster with cutaways showing internals and externals of Star Trek The Next Generation's U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701-D
June 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Geordie-pivot meme, going from "Idiocracy was too pessimistic" to "Universal Paperclips was too optimistic"
June 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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All I see is:
April 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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I'm once again begging you all to actually send a message, rather than sending a greeting and waiting for a reply.

nohello.net #nohello
Screenshot of nohello.net, reading "Imagine calling someone one the phone, going 'hello!' then putting them on hold..." followed by a face-palm emoji
April 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Look how the pattern seamlessly runs over the collar. I don't think *exists*. Maybe just AI slop?
March 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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For day 6 of #100DaysUke2025 -- I got out to an open mic with my band mates of the Collective Noun Trio! Thanks to a friend for grabbing this snippet of Space Oddity. We also played Wichita Lineman.
March 7, 2025 at 6:18 AM