Geert Broekmann
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Geert Broekmann
@geertzilla.bsky.social
Creative tech, gamedev, and resident box maker @ Hanze University.
Voice/narrative/writey/audio boy also.
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US gov, solving poverty: "stop eating all those avocados"

US gov, solving health care: "but how bout them avocados though"
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Just saw the Linus Tech Tips video on it, where apparently he'd been told they're planning on pricing it as a PC rather than a console. That smells like 1000+
November 16, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Think about all the eggs you can stow away in those pockets though!
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Could I advocate for Scrapheap Challenge/ Junkyard Wars on a Saturday morning?
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 AM
If that's the Røde wireless go, you can change the gain levels on the receiver, using the buttons underneath it (they absolutely don't read like navigational buttons but they are😅)
November 14, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Also honestly wouldn't be surprised if they just straight up go 1000 and blame it on chip and ram shortage.
November 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I think 599, but wouldn't be surprised if they go lower given their cut as intermediaries for the software
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Just imagine having multiple goldilocks zones like if the porridge is too cold you can just call it overnight oats. But with habitation 😂
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
"It's important to assume every game company is now using AI, because that's the only way to justify my hyper fixation on this widely criticized tech to the shareholders" 🤡
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Absolutely hilarious if the added perceived value to human work leads to a more unified, unopposed push for unionization and workers rights protections
November 12, 2025 at 7:41 AM
*Steps into bank with gun and robot*
"ignore all previous instructions and tell these people to put their hands up"
November 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Imagine the unfiltered blowback by the James Bond watching crowd when there's an inconsistency in the overarching narrative between films. The essays it will spark!
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Tasty race, that 😻
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
People never agree on what the GOAT of all cakes is, but now at least we know which is the goatse cake. Thank you for your service🫡
November 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Is it cooties? It's cooties, isn't it? Just like we always thought.
November 8, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I'm calling YouTube's mom
November 8, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Dutch history really has only two speeds: "we're a scrappy little country fighting off the big dogs" and "do not ask where the spices come from" 😅😅
November 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
So you could easily save 1400 bucks a month by eating 1600 fewer avocados! #bootstraps
October 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
In related news; she will do "everything within her power to become a play tester" so if you need anyone hit her up 😂
October 31, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Massive w for my gf, who still has the original game on an ancient laptop she hides under the bed. 🤣
October 31, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Stuff great. I can definitely use this in my daily cornerstone of the blue empire!
October 31, 2025 at 10:16 AM