Christopher Chance
@geekyoldman.bsky.social
Science Fiction Geek at large | Writer | Author | Comic Historian | Troublemaker | Jersey Boy
Let me save you time on DMs. I’m happily married and over 50. Outside of that, I’m not too chatty.
Let me save you time on DMs. I’m happily married and over 50. Outside of that, I’m not too chatty.
Just remind me: Which president was it who said there were airports during the Revolutionary War (in 1776)?
Yeah, this idiot.
Because only one president will be remembered for using the “R” word as it will be saved for posterity in the Library of Congress.
Yeah, this idiot.
Because only one president will be remembered for using the “R” word as it will be saved for posterity in the Library of Congress.
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Just remind me: Which president was it who said there were airports during the Revolutionary War (in 1776)?
Yeah, this idiot.
Because only one president will be remembered for using the “R” word as it will be saved for posterity in the Library of Congress.
Yeah, this idiot.
Because only one president will be remembered for using the “R” word as it will be saved for posterity in the Library of Congress.
Tell me you’re a privileged, racist, idiot with an unholy agenda without saying it.
I look forward to his inevitable passing.
I look forward to his inevitable passing.
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Tell me you’re a privileged, racist, idiot with an unholy agenda without saying it.
I look forward to his inevitable passing.
I look forward to his inevitable passing.
Speaking of which, I was at my mother’s and was watching commercial TV when who was hawking pseudo drugs but BILLO (Bill O’Reilly), the giant head. It was for tryrelaxium.com
You have to see this.
You have to see this.
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November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Speaking of which, I was at my mother’s and was watching commercial TV when who was hawking pseudo drugs but BILLO (Bill O’Reilly), the giant head. It was for tryrelaxium.com
You have to see this.
You have to see this.
Toddlers pee their pants less frequently.
October 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Toddlers pee their pants less frequently.
“I’ll try to live with that stain on my character.”
October 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
“I’ll try to live with that stain on my character.”
It’s the lack of sleep from Trump’s Gestapo government that makes me delusional.
September 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It’s the lack of sleep from Trump’s Gestapo government that makes me delusional.
If even one citizen gets injured by the military in Chicago, soldiers will go to jail. He is proposing to attack tax paying citizens and think that his stupidity won’t have repercussions.
Blue states, stop paying federal income tax.
Blue states, stop paying federal income tax.
September 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
If even one citizen gets injured by the military in Chicago, soldiers will go to jail. He is proposing to attack tax paying citizens and think that his stupidity won’t have repercussions.
Blue states, stop paying federal income tax.
Blue states, stop paying federal income tax.
That’s an insult to assclowns.
September 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
That’s an insult to assclowns.
Says the President who desperately wants to be both a gynecologist and a pediatrician.
And is not qualified to be president, or either kind of doctor.
And is not qualified to be president, or either kind of doctor.
September 27, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Says the President who desperately wants to be both a gynecologist and a pediatrician.
And is not qualified to be president, or either kind of doctor.
And is not qualified to be president, or either kind of doctor.
The. Tariff. Shelf.
Is that next to the Epstein files in the bathroom where he kept the stolen classified files?
Is that next to the Epstein files in the bathroom where he kept the stolen classified files?
September 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
The. Tariff. Shelf.
Is that next to the Epstein files in the bathroom where he kept the stolen classified files?
Is that next to the Epstein files in the bathroom where he kept the stolen classified files?
That’s not going to work.
The FBI needs real cause to fire agents. This is not an “at will” organization.
Patel must resign. He’s incompetent.
The FBI needs real cause to fire agents. This is not an “at will” organization.
Patel must resign. He’s incompetent.
September 27, 2025 at 11:15 AM
That’s not going to work.
The FBI needs real cause to fire agents. This is not an “at will” organization.
Patel must resign. He’s incompetent.
The FBI needs real cause to fire agents. This is not an “at will” organization.
Patel must resign. He’s incompetent.
Yes. Yes, they do.
September 27, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Yes. Yes, they do.
The bronzer pancake. The fake hair.
The long tie. The fog horn farts.
Trump is a clown.
I guess he thought, “Kids like clowns.”
The man is a pedo.
The long tie. The fog horn farts.
Trump is a clown.
I guess he thought, “Kids like clowns.”
The man is a pedo.
September 27, 2025 at 11:11 AM
The bronzer pancake. The fake hair.
The long tie. The fog horn farts.
Trump is a clown.
I guess he thought, “Kids like clowns.”
The man is a pedo.
The long tie. The fog horn farts.
Trump is a clown.
I guess he thought, “Kids like clowns.”
The man is a pedo.
I have to clearer.
The supporters are gullible - absolutely true.
The Trump administration is stupid. They plan on taking out the former head of the FBI with a rookie DC lawyer who specializes in insurance. If his lawyer is any good, he’ll win.
No competence.
Stupid.
The supporters are gullible - absolutely true.
The Trump administration is stupid. They plan on taking out the former head of the FBI with a rookie DC lawyer who specializes in insurance. If his lawyer is any good, he’ll win.
No competence.
Stupid.
September 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I have to clearer.
The supporters are gullible - absolutely true.
The Trump administration is stupid. They plan on taking out the former head of the FBI with a rookie DC lawyer who specializes in insurance. If his lawyer is any good, he’ll win.
No competence.
Stupid.
The supporters are gullible - absolutely true.
The Trump administration is stupid. They plan on taking out the former head of the FBI with a rookie DC lawyer who specializes in insurance. If his lawyer is any good, he’ll win.
No competence.
Stupid.
Has anyone told Cheetolini that the entire country watched the January 6 rioters live and therefore it was not a hoax?
It is a sign of corruption when you leak the private information of the Democratic nominee for the NJ governor race (as well as her parents) to the public.
Those guys did that.
It is a sign of corruption when you leak the private information of the Democratic nominee for the NJ governor race (as well as her parents) to the public.
Those guys did that.
September 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Has anyone told Cheetolini that the entire country watched the January 6 rioters live and therefore it was not a hoax?
It is a sign of corruption when you leak the private information of the Democratic nominee for the NJ governor race (as well as her parents) to the public.
Those guys did that.
It is a sign of corruption when you leak the private information of the Democratic nominee for the NJ governor race (as well as her parents) to the public.
Those guys did that.
Yeah, it’s settled. People who read books know that the soldiers who committed these heinous acts are burning in hell.
Settled.
Settled.
September 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Yeah, it’s settled. People who read books know that the soldiers who committed these heinous acts are burning in hell.
Settled.
Settled.
These MAGA keep forgetting that their side is… what’s the term?
Oh yeah… stupid.
Oh yeah… stupid.
September 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
These MAGA keep forgetting that their side is… what’s the term?
Oh yeah… stupid.
Oh yeah… stupid.
I’d love to meet him one day. Intellect, class, and warmth. Just a good man.
August 5, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I’d love to meet him one day. Intellect, class, and warmth. Just a good man.
Thomas has been on the wrong side of everything since he started. He should have been stopped at the Anita Hill hearings.
He’s a disgrace and shill for the Heritage Foundation.
He’s a disgrace and shill for the Heritage Foundation.
August 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Thomas has been on the wrong side of everything since he started. He should have been stopped at the Anita Hill hearings.
He’s a disgrace and shill for the Heritage Foundation.
He’s a disgrace and shill for the Heritage Foundation.