Christopher Chance
@geekyoldman.bsky.social
Science Fiction Geek at large | Writer | Author | Comic Historian | Troublemaker | Jersey Boy
Let me save you time on DMs. I’m happily married and over 50. Outside of that, I’m not too chatty.
Let me save you time on DMs. I’m happily married and over 50. Outside of that, I’m not too chatty.
I think Hegseth’s life after this administration is going to be filled with booze and jail time.
September 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I think Hegseth’s life after this administration is going to be filled with booze and jail time.
Tolerance is overrated
September 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Tolerance is overrated
He’s afraid of stairs.
We could fix this country with a carefully placed banana peel.
#PratfallForFreedom
We could fix this country with a carefully placed banana peel.
#PratfallForFreedom
September 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
He’s afraid of stairs.
We could fix this country with a carefully placed banana peel.
#PratfallForFreedom
We could fix this country with a carefully placed banana peel.
#PratfallForFreedom
MAGAts are talking about Trump
Doing a third term. Have they looked at him lately?
Right now, he’s already looking like he chose the wrong grail.
He has aged more in the last six months than he has in his first term. Do they think he’s actually going to make it to age 82? Mumbling and farting?
Doing a third term. Have they looked at him lately?
Right now, he’s already looking like he chose the wrong grail.
He has aged more in the last six months than he has in his first term. Do they think he’s actually going to make it to age 82? Mumbling and farting?
August 5, 2025 at 11:53 AM
MAGAts are talking about Trump
Doing a third term. Have they looked at him lately?
Right now, he’s already looking like he chose the wrong grail.
He has aged more in the last six months than he has in his first term. Do they think he’s actually going to make it to age 82? Mumbling and farting?
Doing a third term. Have they looked at him lately?
Right now, he’s already looking like he chose the wrong grail.
He has aged more in the last six months than he has in his first term. Do they think he’s actually going to make it to age 82? Mumbling and farting?
I secretly believe that the real thing that killed the Pope is that he saw Vance doing unholy things to a couch in the Vatican.
April 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I secretly believe that the real thing that killed the Pope is that he saw Vance doing unholy things to a couch in the Vatican.
I am deeply saddened by the passing of Pope Francis. He was a light in a dark cruel world.
April 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I am deeply saddened by the passing of Pope Francis. He was a light in a dark cruel world.
“White, white, white is the color of our couch! Make sure that Donnie ‘Dripping Pants’ does make something disgusting.”
April 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
“White, white, white is the color of our couch! Make sure that Donnie ‘Dripping Pants’ does make something disgusting.”
Trump is dangerously incompetent using a dangerously incompetent cabinet.
Again, when is it enough?
Again, when is it enough?
March 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Trump is dangerously incompetent using a dangerously incompetent cabinet.
Again, when is it enough?
Again, when is it enough?
Hey, how about he builds something that doesn’t violently explode?
March 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Hey, how about he builds something that doesn’t violently explode?
The ketamine will be flowing at Musk’s house tonight. It was a bad day.
March 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The ketamine will be flowing at Musk’s house tonight. It was a bad day.
It doesn’t look good. This is just today.
March 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
It doesn’t look good. This is just today.
This might be the reason why Musk is not doing well — outside of his talent for making flying and driving explodey things.
Well, that and being a colossal idiot who thought 19 year old kids who couldn’t understand COBOL might be the perfect people to do analysis on fifty year old code.
Well, that and being a colossal idiot who thought 19 year old kids who couldn’t understand COBOL might be the perfect people to do analysis on fifty year old code.
March 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This might be the reason why Musk is not doing well — outside of his talent for making flying and driving explodey things.
Well, that and being a colossal idiot who thought 19 year old kids who couldn’t understand COBOL might be the perfect people to do analysis on fifty year old code.
Well, that and being a colossal idiot who thought 19 year old kids who couldn’t understand COBOL might be the perfect people to do analysis on fifty year old code.
In other news… something else of Elon Musk’s blows up.
March 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
In other news… something else of Elon Musk’s blows up.
After today, I’m with everyone else against Trump.
#IStandWithUkraine
#IStandWithUkraine
February 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
After today, I’m with everyone else against Trump.
#IStandWithUkraine
#IStandWithUkraine
Brian Glenn, Oval Office faux reporter and blind fashion critic openly asked Zalinski about owning a suit.
Here we have Glenn in his Spring collection.
He is a man who puts on random bits of clothes, looks in the mirror, and says, “Okay.”
This guy is a joke.
Here we have Glenn in his Spring collection.
He is a man who puts on random bits of clothes, looks in the mirror, and says, “Okay.”
This guy is a joke.
February 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Brian Glenn, Oval Office faux reporter and blind fashion critic openly asked Zalinski about owning a suit.
Here we have Glenn in his Spring collection.
He is a man who puts on random bits of clothes, looks in the mirror, and says, “Okay.”
This guy is a joke.
Here we have Glenn in his Spring collection.
He is a man who puts on random bits of clothes, looks in the mirror, and says, “Okay.”
This guy is a joke.
Tesla stock over the last month. It makes my soul giggle.
February 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Tesla stock over the last month. It makes my soul giggle.
Illinois Nazis… I hate these guys.
February 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Illinois Nazis… I hate these guys.
Because Trump wants to wage war on our allies.
February 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Because Trump wants to wage war on our allies.
Trump is aging like he chose the wrong grail.
February 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Trump is aging like he chose the wrong grail.
Point Pleasant, NJ - February 7, 2025
February 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Point Pleasant, NJ - February 7, 2025
Someone had asked me why I bought another used hard copy of 1984. The answer is simple when you think about it.
You can never have too many hard copies of Orwell’s 1984.
You can never have too many hard copies of Orwell’s 1984.
February 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Someone had asked me why I bought another used hard copy of 1984. The answer is simple when you think about it.
You can never have too many hard copies of Orwell’s 1984.
You can never have too many hard copies of Orwell’s 1984.
I was about to watch a movie on prime when I saw a commercial for this waste of tax money - Space Force.
February 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I was about to watch a movie on prime when I saw a commercial for this waste of tax money - Space Force.
Let’s see if you can find the exact moment that Trump figured out the tariffs on Canada and Mexico would cause a trade war that would spell disaster in the U.S..
February 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Let’s see if you can find the exact moment that Trump figured out the tariffs on Canada and Mexico would cause a trade war that would spell disaster in the U.S..
This woman is a Monty Python sketch all by herself.
February 3, 2025 at 12:44 PM
This woman is a Monty Python sketch all by herself.