The pattern no one asked for, but I wrote it anyway. geekyhooker.com/patterns/blo...

My current London critter drop lineup: a wee lil’ Ted Lasso, a Totoro, and a tiny Sherlock Holmes! Find one of these little guys around London 3/23-3/26 and it’s yours to keep! I’ve got one more to add to the lineup, stay tuned! Details at my blog 👉 geekyhooker.com

Speaking of which, the algo never fails 🥲

The things I do 🫠

Here we goooooo…. 😩 Best of luck to everyone going through this debacle again!

Picked this up on clearance from Bath & Body Works for shits and giggles, and it really epitomizes that “I’m not sure what I expected” sentiment 😂

It’s Monday. How’s everyone holding up today?
#amigurumi #crochet #pixar

This was one of the most unhinged things that I’ve made and I had a blast doing it. 😂 Free pattern for the bloater here: geekyhooker.com/patterns/blo...

Throwback to when I made this ridiculous homage to Chef’s Table. 😆 Pattern for Gudetama here: geekyhooker.com/patterns/gud...

I occasionally have patterns up at my website, here’s one for this little chompy Moo Deng!

geekyhooker.com/patterns/moo...