Geeky Hooker
@geekyhooker.bsky.social
Not THAT kind of hooker. The kind with a crochet hook! 🧶 GeekyHooker.com
Author of Literary Yarns: https://a.co/d/7TIVZXN
Author of Literary Yarns: https://a.co/d/7TIVZXN
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Geeky Hooker
@geekyhooker.bsky.social
· Nov 8
The Geeky Hooker
Not THAT kind of hooker. The kind armed with a crochet hook. Since 2011 I’ve been crocheting little characters and leaving them for strangers to find!
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Well, hello, world! I’m Cindy, and I like to crochet thing and leave them behind for strangers to find! You can check out my work here: geekyhooker.com/
This poor little dumpling has been on my mind for a minute, so I had to crochet it! FREE dumpling pattern is up at my blog! Visit to make your own emotional support dumplings! (And credit to @libbystigaard.bsky.social for the post that started it all!)
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Dumping the dumpling
When there’s trauma dumping involved, dumplings are in order. I came across this hilarious post a while back, and this poor little dumpling has been on my mind ever since. My phone just auto …
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April 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
This poor little dumpling has been on my mind for a minute, so I had to crochet it! FREE dumpling pattern is up at my blog! Visit to make your own emotional support dumplings! (And credit to @libbystigaard.bsky.social for the post that started it all!)
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The pattern no one asked for, but I wrote it anyway. geekyhooker.com/patterns/blo...
April 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The pattern no one asked for, but I wrote it anyway. geekyhooker.com/patterns/blo...
I DID IT. I tried the cordyceps coffee by @foursigmatic.bsky.social Did not turn into a clicker. At least not that I know of. 😬 Check out my blog for my honest opinion of the coffee (and if the cordyceps adds anything to it at all)!
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Click click, buzz buzz
Disclosure: I bought and paid for my own coffee, but clicking my affiliate link will give me a small commission. You get a discount, I get a small chunk of change for more yarn! All opinions on the…
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April 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I DID IT. I tried the cordyceps coffee by @foursigmatic.bsky.social Did not turn into a clicker. At least not that I know of. 😬 Check out my blog for my honest opinion of the coffee (and if the cordyceps adds anything to it at all)!
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If you plan on looking for my lil’ critters in London 3/23-3/26, be sure to read this blog post for details on how it’ll work!
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The Hooker’s Going to London!
I’m going to London, and I’m bringing some friends with me to drop around! For the uninitiated, since 2011 I’ve been crocheting little characters and leaving them behind for strangers t…
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March 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
If you plan on looking for my lil’ critters in London 3/23-3/26, be sure to read this blog post for details on how it’ll work!
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Me watching White Lotus S3E5:
“Oh yay it’s Sam Rockwell!”
*moments later*
“……what the fuck????”
“Oh yay it’s Sam Rockwell!”
*moments later*
“……what the fuck????”
March 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Me watching White Lotus S3E5:
“Oh yay it’s Sam Rockwell!”
*moments later*
“……what the fuck????”
“Oh yay it’s Sam Rockwell!”
*moments later*
“……what the fuck????”
My current London critter drop lineup: a wee lil’ Ted Lasso, a Totoro, and a tiny Sherlock Holmes! Find one of these little guys around London 3/23-3/26 and it’s yours to keep! I’ve got one more to add to the lineup, stay tuned! Details at my blog 👉 geekyhooker.com
March 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
My current London critter drop lineup: a wee lil’ Ted Lasso, a Totoro, and a tiny Sherlock Holmes! Find one of these little guys around London 3/23-3/26 and it’s yours to keep! I’ve got one more to add to the lineup, stay tuned! Details at my blog 👉 geekyhooker.com
LONDONERS: I’m visiting in a few weeks, and I’m bringing some friends with me!
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“Be curious, not judgmental” (and a travel drop announcement!)
“Be curious, not judgmental.” Wise words from everyone’s favorite fish-out-of-water TV soccer coach. I completely blew through the first two seasons of Ted Lasso when it first cam…
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March 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
LONDONERS: I’m visiting in a few weeks, and I’m bringing some friends with me!
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Between Severance, Love is Blind, and White Lotus, it was a GREAT weekend for TV (ok except for Love is Blind, because wtf is with this bland ass copy+paste bullshit cast??)
February 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Between Severance, Love is Blind, and White Lotus, it was a GREAT weekend for TV (ok except for Love is Blind, because wtf is with this bland ass copy+paste bullshit cast??)
Who’s been a knotty hooker? 😘
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Are you feeling knotty, baby?
Crocheting. So hot. I’ve made many Deadpools in the past, and things can get heated. Pulling so many strings, getting all tangled, feeling the bodies get firm as I work them over. 🥵 It’s all …
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February 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Who’s been a knotty hooker? 😘
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Valentine’s Day is coming up, so here’s an homage to a classic romance that doesn’t involve teenagers making horrible decisions 😂
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Try Again, Mr. Darcy
Valentine’s Day is coming up, so how about a nod to an OG literary romance that doesn’t involve teenagers making horrible decisions? *gives side eye to Romeo and Juliet* Elizabeth Benne…
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February 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Valentine’s Day is coming up, so here’s an homage to a classic romance that doesn’t involve teenagers making horrible decisions 😂
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Thought it’d be a good time for a refresh on a “get to know me” post!
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Allow me to (re)introduce myself…
It’s always good to have a refresher on those “get to know the artist” posts, so let’s get to it! If you’re new here, welcome! And if you’ve been around, hello a…
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February 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Thought it’d be a good time for a refresh on a “get to know me” post!
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LOVING the retro look in this already
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The Fantastic Four: First Steps | Official Teaser | Only in Theaters July 25
YouTube video by Marvel Entertainment
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February 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
LOVING the retro look in this already
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OH SNAP! It’s a new blog post and new pattern drop! Check out BMO at my blog!
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“Who wants to play video games?”
IT’S A NEW PATTERN DROP! When I first made little BMO for my trip to Korea, I had a lot of people asking for a pattern for it. I had some notes written up, but the BMO I made for my trip was …
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January 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
OH SNAP! It’s a new blog post and new pattern drop! Check out BMO at my blog!
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The things I do 🫠
January 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The things I do 🫠
Got my badges (woo!), but it's funny how I was still sitting in the waiting room over an hour into SDCC open registration, meanwhile other friends casually logged on and instantly got a 15 minute wait time. Such is the SDCC registration chaos 😂
November 23, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Got my badges (woo!), but it's funny how I was still sitting in the waiting room over an hour into SDCC open registration, meanwhile other friends casually logged on and instantly got a 15 minute wait time. Such is the SDCC registration chaos 😂
Here we goooooo…. 😩 Best of luck to everyone going through this debacle again!
November 23, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Here we goooooo…. 😩 Best of luck to everyone going through this debacle again!
Live footage of me trying to come up with a solution for something that should've taken 2 seconds to resolve (all kidding aside, I could watch Rube Goldberg machine videos like this for hours ☺️)
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November 22, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Live footage of me trying to come up with a solution for something that should've taken 2 seconds to resolve (all kidding aside, I could watch Rube Goldberg machine videos like this for hours ☺️)
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Picked this up on clearance from Bath & Body Works for shits and giggles, and it really epitomizes that “I’m not sure what I expected” sentiment 😂
November 20, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Picked this up on clearance from Bath & Body Works for shits and giggles, and it really epitomizes that “I’m not sure what I expected” sentiment 😂
There’s an actor that I have a photo with after running into them at SDCC, and they’ve recently gone off the deep end on Twitter. That photo went from “ayyy fun SDCC memory!” to “oh noooo” REAL quick 🫠
November 19, 2024 at 2:20 PM
There’s an actor that I have a photo with after running into them at SDCC, and they’ve recently gone off the deep end on Twitter. That photo went from “ayyy fun SDCC memory!” to “oh noooo” REAL quick 🫠
BlueSky or Threads? What does everyone like/dislike about each one? Been messing around with both, curious to know everyone’s thoughts
November 18, 2024 at 2:49 PM
BlueSky or Threads? What does everyone like/dislike about each one? Been messing around with both, curious to know everyone’s thoughts
November 11, 2024 at 5:12 PM
This was one of the most unhinged things that I’ve made and I had a blast doing it. 😂 Free pattern for the bloater here: geekyhooker.com/patterns/blo...
November 10, 2024 at 3:25 PM
This was one of the most unhinged things that I’ve made and I had a blast doing it. 😂 Free pattern for the bloater here: geekyhooker.com/patterns/blo...
Throwback to when I made this ridiculous homage to Chef’s Table. 😆 Pattern for Gudetama here: geekyhooker.com/patterns/gud...
November 9, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Throwback to when I made this ridiculous homage to Chef’s Table. 😆 Pattern for Gudetama here: geekyhooker.com/patterns/gud...
I occasionally have patterns up at my website, here’s one for this little chompy Moo Deng!
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November 9, 2024 at 2:23 PM
I occasionally have patterns up at my website, here’s one for this little chompy Moo Deng!
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