Geeklawyer
@geeklawyer.bsky.social
Ex-barrister & tech company director. Politically centre right, not libertarian. Mostly grumpy & foul mouthed. Write bad code for fun, photographer, sing bass in a choir. UK based. Do not write about the law.
Convinced everyone else is an hallucination.
Convinced everyone else is an hallucination.
Why do politicians still do the photo "pointy" thing?
All this says to me is "I'll fuck you up if write anything bad mate"
All this says to me is "I'll fuck you up if write anything bad mate"
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Why do politicians still do the photo "pointy" thing?
All this says to me is "I'll fuck you up if write anything bad mate"
All this says to me is "I'll fuck you up if write anything bad mate"
Don't try looking cute new kitty. 20 fleas and counting.
September 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Don't try looking cute new kitty. 20 fleas and counting.
We got new kitteh!! Cuuute
September 19, 2025 at 10:44 AM
We got new kitteh!! Cuuute
We got this present for our boy’s 8th birthday. Embarrassed to admit how many decades since I used one in anger.
September 3, 2025 at 7:54 AM
We got this present for our boy’s 8th birthday. Embarrassed to admit how many decades since I used one in anger.
A fine place for a mugging.
August 25, 2025 at 9:38 AM
A fine place for a mugging.
Guess who that *ADORABLE* baby is?
August 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Guess who that *ADORABLE* baby is?
Alternatively, God doesn't exist whether you have doubts or not.
August 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Alternatively, God doesn't exist whether you have doubts or not.
I was at the beach and missed a Dolphin swimming nearby while taking a selfie. Bit gutted but its all about priorities, not every day I get a good selfie at the beach.
July 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I was at the beach and missed a Dolphin swimming nearby while taking a selfie. Bit gutted but its all about priorities, not every day I get a good selfie at the beach.
Lovely day chilling at the beach in Ceredigion. Could do with a whiskey and an ice-cream though.
July 26, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Lovely day chilling at the beach in Ceredigion. Could do with a whiskey and an ice-cream though.
You know what? I don't think I will, his name is Quentin and I fear the reply
June 29, 2025 at 9:35 AM
You know what? I don't think I will, his name is Quentin and I fear the reply
Jesus fucking Christ, again with the "why do lawyers defend the bad guys" shtick: he was a fucking barrister and under a professional standards obligation to defend them. A principle of Western democracy is that bad people get good lawyers and a fair trial. Even a couple of cunts like this.
June 21, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Jesus fucking Christ, again with the "why do lawyers defend the bad guys" shtick: he was a fucking barrister and under a professional standards obligation to defend them. A principle of Western democracy is that bad people get good lawyers and a fair trial. Even a couple of cunts like this.
Trying to debug some code but Google Gemini thinks I'm up to no good - busted:
May 13, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Trying to debug some code but Google Gemini thinks I'm up to no good - busted:
Leicester Space Museum. Space Shuttle tyre. Rated to 250mph & -50C to 50C temperature change in a couple of minutes. Still no match for a typical pothole on a B road.
April 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Leicester Space Museum. Space Shuttle tyre. Rated to 250mph & -50C to 50C temperature change in a couple of minutes. Still no match for a typical pothole on a B road.
God bless the Daily Telegraph for providing work experience opportunities to the cognitively impaired. Look! they are letting this gutsy lady pretend to be a journalist, and isn't her article CUUUTE?!
April 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
God bless the Daily Telegraph for providing work experience opportunities to the cognitively impaired. Look! they are letting this gutsy lady pretend to be a journalist, and isn't her article CUUUTE?!
I find myself in the curious position of hoping China wins this war.
April 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I find myself in the curious position of hoping China wins this war.
See? I am much more attractive when hammered and science probably confirms it.
April 3, 2025 at 6:51 AM
See? I am much more attractive when hammered and science probably confirms it.
Here's a clue about the correct usage of English for learners: if referring to "Trump" the use of word "Genius", as a predicative nominative, is wildly but amusingly wrong.
#NotaGrammarNaziUsually
#NotaGrammarNaziUsually
February 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Here's a clue about the correct usage of English for learners: if referring to "Trump" the use of word "Genius", as a predicative nominative, is wildly but amusingly wrong.
#NotaGrammarNaziUsually
#NotaGrammarNaziUsually
Of all the horrifying deaths conceivable being crushed to death under a urinal has to be up there with eaten by lions and trapped in a lift with Trump.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
February 9, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Of all the horrifying deaths conceivable being crushed to death under a urinal has to be up there with eaten by lions and trapped in a lift with Trump.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
my money is on the Senator being busted for rent-boys or child porn in 1 year. Tops.
January 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
my money is on the Senator being busted for rent-boys or child porn in 1 year. Tops.
Fortunately Tianamen Square issues don't crop up much in my coding so that's not a deal breaker for DeepSeek
January 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Fortunately Tianamen Square issues don't crop up much in my coding so that's not a deal breaker for DeepSeek
I'd always thought you were Scottish but apparently you are West Frisian!!
January 25, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I'd always thought you were Scottish but apparently you are West Frisian!!
Crypto grifter taking his 'innovations' back to the US. Shame. Oh well, lets struggle on.
January 25, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Crypto grifter taking his 'innovations' back to the US. Shame. Oh well, lets struggle on.
Majority of public support MOTS for vintage vehicles?
2 in 5 in favour is... a... majority? Ummm
2 in 5 in favour is... a... majority? Ummm
December 28, 2024 at 10:00 AM
Majority of public support MOTS for vintage vehicles?
2 in 5 in favour is... a... majority? Ummm
2 in 5 in favour is... a... majority? Ummm
7am isn’t too early to be drinking mead, is it? Thanks, I didn’t think so either.
December 25, 2024 at 7:07 AM
7am isn’t too early to be drinking mead, is it? Thanks, I didn’t think so either.