Hamato Donatello
@geekatello.bsky.social
“Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change. Ignorance comes from not asking questions”
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“𝐌𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞, 𝐈 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐠𝐚𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞? 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐢𝐳𝐦𝐨 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐞𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭, 𝐣𝐚𝐜𝐤!”
Donatello, The Brains Of The Bunch. Has A Way With Rocking Machines.
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Donatello, The Brains Of The Bunch. Has A Way With Rocking Machines.
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New York is cheering right now.
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
New York is cheering right now.
“…Krang isn’t gay?”
October 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
“…Krang isn’t gay?”
“He actually did. Not big explosions. But they sting a little.”
July 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
“He actually did. Not big explosions. But they sting a little.”
“Only if you do the same for me. Most people wouldn’t take too kindly to giant turtles.
…honestly if I’m caught I just say I’m a guy in an animatronic suit.”
…honestly if I’m caught I just say I’m a guy in an animatronic suit.”
“Oh!”
It straightens its posture.
“Thankfully I’m… very real. …Weeeelll, actually… try to keep my existence under wraps, yeah?”
It straightens its posture.
“Thankfully I’m… very real. …Weeeelll, actually… try to keep my existence under wraps, yeah?”
“A very aggravating cartoon.”
July 14, 2025 at 5:52 AM
“Only if you do the same for me. Most people wouldn’t take too kindly to giant turtles.
…honestly if I’m caught I just say I’m a guy in an animatronic suit.”
…honestly if I’m caught I just say I’m a guy in an animatronic suit.”
“A very aggravating cartoon.”
It breathes heavily, very startled by the exclamation.
“What- what impression do you HAVE??”
“What- what impression do you HAVE??”
Sorry. I’m an impressionable youth.
July 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
“A very aggravating cartoon.”
NINJA KICK THE DAMN RABBIT
July 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
NINJA KICK THE DAMN RABBIT
“SHELL YEAH!”
accidentally turns off his hologram projector
accidentally turns off his hologram projector
July 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
“SHELL YEAH!”
accidentally turns off his hologram projector
accidentally turns off his hologram projector
“He’s on the list.”
July 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
“He’s on the list.”
// Remembering that Mutant Mayhem shows that Donnie is a K-Pop fan.
July 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
// Remembering that Mutant Mayhem shows that Donnie is a K-Pop fan.
HIGH PITCHED SCREAM
July 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
HIGH PITCHED SCREAM
“Noise cancelling headphones. I’m very familiar with those.”
July 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
“Noise cancelling headphones. I’m very familiar with those.”
“…I think he’s thinking of a chimichanga”
July 2, 2025 at 6:46 AM
“…I think he’s thinking of a chimichanga”
he thinks about the time he built escape pods that resemble school lockers and used himself as a test dummy
“……a normal amount……”
“……a normal amount……”
How many lockers did you get pushed into?
I’m a nerd. Get used to it…
July 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
he thinks about the time he built escape pods that resemble school lockers and used himself as a test dummy
“……a normal amount……”
“……a normal amount……”
Very naturally lands on his feet due to extensive ninja training
…………..
Oh wait. He’s got to pretend he’s not a ninja.
He falls over suddenly and grabs his foot
“MY TOES MY TOES”
…………..
Oh wait. He’s got to pretend he’s not a ninja.
He falls over suddenly and grabs his foot
“MY TOES MY TOES”
Casually pushes @geekatello.bsky.social down the stairs-
July 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Very naturally lands on his feet due to extensive ninja training
…………..
Oh wait. He’s got to pretend he’s not a ninja.
He falls over suddenly and grabs his foot
“MY TOES MY TOES”
…………..
Oh wait. He’s got to pretend he’s not a ninja.
He falls over suddenly and grabs his foot
“MY TOES MY TOES”
I’m a nerd. Get used to it…
Right. The solar system.
…MY HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM.
….Yeah…
….Yeah…
July 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I’m a nerd. Get used to it…
…MY HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM.
….Yeah…
….Yeah…
🧍♂️
THAT’S IT. I AM GOING BACK TO MY ROOM AND TURNING OFF MY HOLOGRAM
// Once I remember the PFP I was using before.
WHO SAID THAT?!?
// Once I remember the PFP I was using before.
WHO SAID THAT?!?
July 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
…MY HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM.
….Yeah…
….Yeah…
THAT’S IT. I AM GOING BACK TO MY ROOM AND TURNING OFF MY HOLOGRAM
// Once I remember the PFP I was using before.
WHO SAID THAT?!?
// Once I remember the PFP I was using before.
WHO SAID THAT?!?
July 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
THAT’S IT. I AM GOING BACK TO MY ROOM AND TURNING OFF MY HOLOGRAM
// Once I remember the PFP I was using before.
WHO SAID THAT?!?
// Once I remember the PFP I was using before.
WHO SAID THAT?!?
“Oh my god. He’s not…I know I’m the guy with brains but…I shouldn’t be the only one!”
July 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
“Oh my god. He’s not…I know I’m the guy with brains but…I shouldn’t be the only one!”
“……Didn’t this guy once turn into a snake, lose all his teeth, and then Batgirl took a selfie?”
July 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
“……Didn’t this guy once turn into a snake, lose all his teeth, and then Batgirl took a selfie?”
“I am not a turtle.”
the hologram flickered for half a second
“…………I PREFORM MAGIC TRICKS.”
the hologram flickered for half a second
“…………I PREFORM MAGIC TRICKS.”
July 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“I am not a turtle.”
the hologram flickered for half a second
“…………I PREFORM MAGIC TRICKS.”
the hologram flickered for half a second
“…………I PREFORM MAGIC TRICKS.”