Ma'am I sure didn't bring those gum drops that three kids are currently mainlining off your iced biscuit roof
December 18, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Ma'am I sure didn't bring those gum drops that three kids are currently mainlining off your iced biscuit roof
Long story short, don't tell me anything because I *will* rat you out on the rack, extreme pain is some fucking thing, etc
December 12, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Long story short, don't tell me anything because I *will* rat you out on the rack, extreme pain is some fucking thing, etc
I watched My Hero Academia when the twins were newborns and laughed at the idea of shrugging off pain or pushing through pain. Like, what can I tell you. I learnt there were some pains you can't push through.
December 12, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I watched My Hero Academia when the twins were newborns and laughed at the idea of shrugging off pain or pushing through pain. Like, what can I tell you. I learnt there were some pains you can't push through.
Seb is not three and he's the size of a four/five year old with the impulse control of a baby monkey, pls gd halp
December 3, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Seb is not three and he's the size of a four/five year old with the impulse control of a baby monkey, pls gd halp
I admit 90% of this thought has been driven by the train system, which is just so...seamless ❤️
November 4, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I admit 90% of this thought has been driven by the train system, which is just so...seamless ❤️
26 degrees Celsius, small breeze, totally overcast. Beautiful.
October 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
26 degrees Celsius, small breeze, totally overcast. Beautiful.
Also I am once again begging Aimer to become the goth queen that Insane Dream and I Beg U show us she can be (the Open A Door album is good but not goth enough)
October 9, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Also I am once again begging Aimer to become the goth queen that Insane Dream and I Beg U show us she can be (the Open A Door album is good but not goth enough)
This one, Lee Suhyun, is particularly noticeable because she seems to exclusively sing for tv/movie soundtracks and then Alien is *bop*
October 9, 2025 at 8:02 AM
This one, Lee Suhyun, is particularly noticeable because she seems to exclusively sing for tv/movie soundtracks and then Alien is *bop*
(They are currently watching TV, which is how I'm able to tweet now rather than stopping them from violently hurting each other and screaming)
October 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
(They are currently watching TV, which is how I'm able to tweet now rather than stopping them from violently hurting each other and screaming)
Tbf I'm not being honest. They get two hours of TV time a day. It's my saviour. Even ChatGPT, the wussiest "best practices" square imaginable, recommended giving them another half hour in the middle of the afternoon.
October 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Tbf I'm not being honest. They get two hours of TV time a day. It's my saviour. Even ChatGPT, the wussiest "best practices" square imaginable, recommended giving them another half hour in the middle of the afternoon.
Imagine thirteen hour shifts with the most arsey combative coworkers and the only "break" is driving around for an hour (to force them to sleep).
October 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Imagine thirteen hour shifts with the most arsey combative coworkers and the only "break" is driving around for an hour (to force them to sleep).
It is also why my banter at the pub has been severely sub-par for the past month
September 25, 2025 at 5:57 AM
It is also why my banter at the pub has been severely sub-par for the past month
My critique pal once said "I can't belive you write this [evil stuff] with your kids in the house!" and I was like I write this *because* they are in the house.
September 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
My critique pal once said "I can't belive you write this [evil stuff] with your kids in the house!" and I was like I write this *because* they are in the house.
Update: I let them watch TV for nearly 2 hours while I wrote something evil and then I felt much better.
September 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Update: I let them watch TV for nearly 2 hours while I wrote something evil and then I felt much better.
TV's on again.
All hail the boob tube.
All hail the boob tube.
September 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
TV's on again.
All hail the boob tube.
All hail the boob tube.
The absolute fucking tedium of trying to stop them fighting, again. Stealing toys, again. Nap when they're actually tired, for once.
September 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The absolute fucking tedium of trying to stop them fighting, again. Stealing toys, again. Nap when they're actually tired, for once.