Middle class mums will bring a whole ass gingerbread house decorating kit plus gingerbread men to a toddler birthday party then as soon as their kid gets a taste of the birthday cake go "Oh no, they're gonna be so crazy from the sugar!"
December 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Middle class mums will bring a whole ass gingerbread house decorating kit plus gingerbread men to a toddler birthday party then as soon as their kid gets a taste of the birthday cake go "Oh no, they're gonna be so crazy from the sugar!"
Talking to other toddler mums about giving birth and they'll be all "Lol yeah it was the worst pain, super bad" like it didn't genuinely rewire their idea of agony and make them realise they would never withstand torture, like wtf
December 12, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Talking to other toddler mums about giving birth and they'll be all "Lol yeah it was the worst pain, super bad" like it didn't genuinely rewire their idea of agony and make them realise they would never withstand torture, like wtf
We sure do fetishize tallness a lot considering that it is, objectively, a bad quality to have in young children
December 3, 2025 at 7:18 AM
We sure do fetishize tallness a lot considering that it is, objectively, a bad quality to have in young children
My main thought on Tokyo so far (after one full day here) is "What if London...was nice?"
November 4, 2025 at 7:50 AM
My main thought on Tokyo so far (after one full day here) is "What if London...was nice?"
And at the end of October, Hawaii achieved the Perfect Weather
October 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
And at the end of October, Hawaii achieved the Perfect Weather
I have yet again found an artist who has one (1) banger upbeat bop and otherwise exclusively does ballads and lo-fi 😕
October 9, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I have yet again found an artist who has one (1) banger upbeat bop and otherwise exclusively does ballads and lo-fi 😕
Ngl my alcohol consumption has gone up considerably since the twins stopped napping while still desperately needing to nap
October 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Ngl my alcohol consumption has gone up considerably since the twins stopped napping while still desperately needing to nap
This is why I don't feel the need to do Nanowrimo
September 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
This is why I don't feel the need to do Nanowrimo
Not enjoying being a parent this afternoon.
September 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Not enjoying being a parent this afternoon.
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Anyone who plays Stardew more optimized than me is a soulless capitalist sucking all the fun out of a relaxing game. Anyone who plays Stardew less optimized than me is a foolish stooge who doesn't understand strategy
August 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Anyone who plays Stardew more optimized than me is a soulless capitalist sucking all the fun out of a relaxing game. Anyone who plays Stardew less optimized than me is a foolish stooge who doesn't understand strategy
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The way this guy says "Chibi Anime" has completely destroyed my vocabulary.
June 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The way this guy says "Chibi Anime" has completely destroyed my vocabulary.
They say that having children brings out your inner child again.
As a child I was obsessed with animals and the fact that my 2 year old kids can't tell the difference between a rhino and a hippo ENRAGES me
As a child I was obsessed with animals and the fact that my 2 year old kids can't tell the difference between a rhino and a hippo ENRAGES me
August 23, 2025 at 6:12 AM
They say that having children brings out your inner child again.
As a child I was obsessed with animals and the fact that my 2 year old kids can't tell the difference between a rhino and a hippo ENRAGES me
As a child I was obsessed with animals and the fact that my 2 year old kids can't tell the difference between a rhino and a hippo ENRAGES me
Two vodkas in and listening to anime tunes, time to get on my soapbox about how Endless Eight didn't actually kill Haruhi Suzumiya, it was the fact that the rest of the season was fucking rubbish that did it.
August 17, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Two vodkas in and listening to anime tunes, time to get on my soapbox about how Endless Eight didn't actually kill Haruhi Suzumiya, it was the fact that the rest of the season was fucking rubbish that did it.
John left for a conference in Arizona on Friday evening. It is now Tuesday evening. In the time John has been gone, the twins have:
- dropped their nap
- gone up into size 3 clothes
- started peeing in the toilet
Two and half year olds are insane.
- dropped their nap
- gone up into size 3 clothes
- started peeing in the toilet
Two and half year olds are insane.
August 6, 2025 at 7:06 AM
John left for a conference in Arizona on Friday evening. It is now Tuesday evening. In the time John has been gone, the twins have:
- dropped their nap
- gone up into size 3 clothes
- started peeing in the toilet
Two and half year olds are insane.
- dropped their nap
- gone up into size 3 clothes
- started peeing in the toilet
Two and half year olds are insane.
Once I casually mentioned to a fairly normie pal that I was a basic bitch and they were like "There's no way you're basic!"
Meanwhile, I told a close guy pal that my favourite Final Fantasy game was VII and he just went "Of course it fucking is."
I am the most basic of slightly-nerdy bitches.
Meanwhile, I told a close guy pal that my favourite Final Fantasy game was VII and he just went "Of course it fucking is."
I am the most basic of slightly-nerdy bitches.
August 4, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Once I casually mentioned to a fairly normie pal that I was a basic bitch and they were like "There's no way you're basic!"
Meanwhile, I told a close guy pal that my favourite Final Fantasy game was VII and he just went "Of course it fucking is."
I am the most basic of slightly-nerdy bitches.
Meanwhile, I told a close guy pal that my favourite Final Fantasy game was VII and he just went "Of course it fucking is."
I am the most basic of slightly-nerdy bitches.
Watched Kpop Demon Hunters and now obsessed, as I knew I would be.
Apologies in advance to the husband who will have to deal with me singing the entire soundtrack for the next foreseeable
Apologies in advance to the husband who will have to deal with me singing the entire soundtrack for the next foreseeable
August 3, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Watched Kpop Demon Hunters and now obsessed, as I knew I would be.
Apologies in advance to the husband who will have to deal with me singing the entire soundtrack for the next foreseeable
Apologies in advance to the husband who will have to deal with me singing the entire soundtrack for the next foreseeable
I think the entire world should give me a break during the last four/five days of the sumo tournament when I'm even more sleep deprived than usual from watching it every night
July 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I think the entire world should give me a break during the last four/five days of the sumo tournament when I'm even more sleep deprived than usual from watching it every night
Regressed back to my 16 year old self's media consumption, lads. It's just literature and gay comics for the foreseeable, lads.
July 23, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Regressed back to my 16 year old self's media consumption, lads. It's just literature and gay comics for the foreseeable, lads.
The Summer Hikaru Died ep 2
July 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The Summer Hikaru Died ep 2
The Summer Hikaru Died is disgustingly my thing, as I knew it would be
July 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The Summer Hikaru Died is disgustingly my thing, as I knew it would be
It's 7am and everyone else in my household is still asleep
July 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It's 7am and everyone else in my household is still asleep
Not entirely sure that the homeless guy at this park is NOT Jordan Peterson
July 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Not entirely sure that the homeless guy at this park is NOT Jordan Peterson
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in that case all my books were written by AI because em-dash is our boi
I saw a thing on how one AI giveaway is frequent use of the proper em dash character —. And now, having just learned how to type it, I feel like I can never use it. Gotta stick with --.
July 2, 2025 at 6:06 AM
in that case all my books were written by AI because em-dash is our boi
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