Oh yeah. It’s all coming back to me now. Maybe that’s what that Celene Dion song was about.

Did I pick you and Bex up on the way? It’s all a blur.

She’s ace. Been listening to her a lot this year.

The massive fucking LOLZ if I’d done something like that. Fortunately, I hate it too.

Erm, it was a clue in a popular daily crossword. I think “left-leaning” is American for “Hitler went a bit too far”.

*spots gauntlet* Hey Dan, are you looking for any new DJs for the next HooHa?

I think the issue is that the app is on like Page 426 of my Home Screen. I can’t be bothered dragging it back through 425 pages to put it somewhere less desolate. I need a phone spring clean.

Also, she played the worst song I’ve ever heard in my entire life about 10 minutes ago; it was called Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus and it was by The Strokes. I’m fucking glad they all died in that plane crash, TBQHWY.