Gabrielle Cornish
@gcornish91.bsky.social
Assistant Professor of Musicology at UW-Madison. Lover of all things Slavic and sonic (bonus points if they’re noisy or electronic). Views my own, not my employer’s.
Read some words at www.gabriellecornish.com
Read some words at www.gabriellecornish.com
feat. my all-time favorite footnote I've ever written
November 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
feat. my all-time favorite footnote I've ever written
my favorite kind of party (out in the not-so-distant future, but if you want to read proofs now lemme know!)
November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
my favorite kind of party (out in the not-so-distant future, but if you want to read proofs now lemme know!)
She’s a babushka
October 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
She’s a babushka
I chuckle every time I see this ad because it makes it look like the United States is on sale and honestly, yeah, we have some clearance-rack-from-the-back-of-the-Goodwill-ass politics going on right now
October 31, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I chuckle every time I see this ad because it makes it look like the United States is on sale and honestly, yeah, we have some clearance-rack-from-the-back-of-the-Goodwill-ass politics going on right now
Now wait a damn minute
October 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Now wait a damn minute
New author photo just dropped
October 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
New author photo just dropped
Did you know that JC Penny's photo studio still exists? And that they offer a $25 groupon for a pet photo shoot? Oh, and that you can get yourself and your dog matching anoraks from LL Bean? And ask for the most unhinged session possible bc you want your holiday cards to be ridiculous? Anyways
October 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Did you know that JC Penny's photo studio still exists? And that they offer a $25 groupon for a pet photo shoot? Oh, and that you can get yourself and your dog matching anoraks from LL Bean? And ask for the most unhinged session possible bc you want your holiday cards to be ridiculous? Anyways
Not enough people on here are talking about how the moderator asked what their “favorite live music venue” in the city was, and Sliwa’s answer was that he saw the Chainsmokers under the Kosciuszko bridge while Cuomo pretended he’d been there before saying he’d only picked his daughters up there.
October 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Not enough people on here are talking about how the moderator asked what their “favorite live music venue” in the city was, and Sliwa’s answer was that he saw the Chainsmokers under the Kosciuszko bridge while Cuomo pretended he’d been there before saying he’d only picked his daughters up there.
“Potential ethical conflicts” could we please please PLEASE be so fucking for real right now
October 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
“Potential ethical conflicts” could we please please PLEASE be so fucking for real right now
A metaphor so obvious even Aaron Sorkin would call it heavy handed
October 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
A metaphor so obvious even Aaron Sorkin would call it heavy handed
Although even with all my caution, my sister did definitely think it was a sperm the first time she saw it. But not Nazi! (She’s not super up-to-date on her Soviet space history…)
October 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Although even with all my caution, my sister did definitely think it was a sperm the first time she saw it. But not Nazi! (She’s not super up-to-date on her Soviet space history…)
Living in Madison means having no fewer than five people say they like your shirt when you’re at the Kwik Trip to get some dunkers
October 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Living in Madison means having no fewer than five people say they like your shirt when you’re at the Kwik Trip to get some dunkers
CIA coups in Latin America, growing civic unrest, and an increasingly likely economic crisis? Hey, babe, wake up, the 1970s are on!
October 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
CIA coups in Latin America, growing civic unrest, and an increasingly likely economic crisis? Hey, babe, wake up, the 1970s are on!
My retired neighbor, Gail, is a spitfire who hates Trump but whose back problems mean she can’t protest this Saturday, so instead she invited me over this morning to make signs with her (and use her very impressive and extensive craft collection).
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
My retired neighbor, Gail, is a spitfire who hates Trump but whose back problems mean she can’t protest this Saturday, so instead she invited me over this morning to make signs with her (and use her very impressive and extensive craft collection).
Brett Kavanaugh learning about this:
October 13, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Brett Kavanaugh learning about this:
On the bright side, at least he’s now allowing Black people to live in one of his properties without trying to deny them
October 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
On the bright side, at least he’s now allowing Black people to live in one of his properties without trying to deny them
Love being an educator in America because I feel it’s necessary to do one of these refresher courses every few years!
(Anyways, everyone should probably do this course—it’s free!)
(Anyways, everyone should probably do this course—it’s free!)
October 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Love being an educator in America because I feel it’s necessary to do one of these refresher courses every few years!
(Anyways, everyone should probably do this course—it’s free!)
(Anyways, everyone should probably do this course—it’s free!)
Henry Kissinger? The man who came to my Star Wars party?
September 24, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Henry Kissinger? The man who came to my Star Wars party?
I’m sorry I was late, my dog has a terrible disease where I have to give her a thousand hugs and kisses before I leave the house :(
September 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I’m sorry I was late, my dog has a terrible disease where I have to give her a thousand hugs and kisses before I leave the house :(
Jesus said she was too annoying and kept getting up on his counter to eat his food, so he sent her back
September 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Jesus said she was too annoying and kept getting up on his counter to eat his food, so he sent her back
Laika got raptured :(
September 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Laika got raptured :(
Me when people get raptured later today:
September 23, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Me when people get raptured later today: