Likely Story
gcat231.bsky.social
Likely Story
@gcat231.bsky.social
Incurably obsessed with whatever I recently saw

They/them
Restrooms are for paid protestors only
November 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Behold: pharaoh's priest turns his staff into a kayak, but Moses turns his staff into a bear!
November 12, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I'm apparently in my Žižek era
October 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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September 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Why did you call my half-school Freddy Dougie?
September 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The problem with gurus is life stops throwing difficult situations at you when everyone respects you, you can relax and become physically, emotionally, spiritually and intellectually complacent, and all of your former lessons collapse into "just don't worry about it"
August 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
@oakelm.bsky.social you are on a very different branch on the same tree I reside on. I admire your dedication to truth!
July 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
The key to a thriving society is to put a little bit of salt in your yoghurt. Don't put too much though, or America may notice
June 27, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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I've been keeping this a public secret for over a year.

I can't wait for folks to experience my work on it, but mostly I can't wait for you to watch the incredible amount of amazing micro TV shows that I got to be one of the earliest fans of.

Blippo+, on PC and Switch this fall.
panic.com Panic @panic.com · Jun 8
WE FIGURED IT OUT! Blippo+ is a live-action, new wave, off-cable TV simulator—tune in to channel-surf the stars and discover the staticky, radical world of Planet Blip, where everything is about to get bent.

Fall 2025 Steam+Switch; on Playdate now.

s.team/a/3323850
🌐 blippo.plus
🦋 @blippo.plus
June 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
@jaytholen.net We love you here in Kentucky!
June 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
@klaora.bsky.social this is so thoughtful!
I get this question a lot. I don't have strong views on how transmasc people should dress, but since I often get the question, I've thought about it a bit. Will share some thoughts in this thread. 🧵
May 21, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Lol lmao
Seems bad!!!!!!! Very bad, in fact!!!!!!
May 6, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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Quitting twitter for bluesky
April 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
You can bring back cutting-edge manufacturing in the USA or you can destroy autism through a series of hateful policies, but you literally aren't clever enough to do both.
April 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
The best way to watch the Minecraft Movie is to have it zoom out halfway through to reveal you're actually an Indian gambler
April 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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BREAKING: French President Macron urges European Union to pause ANY Investment in U.S.

What’s next?!
April 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Some Friday night #lichen
🌱🌿🍂
April 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
i am abbavore
March 29, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I only cry when reading the open GPL license agreement
March 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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March 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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realized while emptying the dishwasher that Yoda is precisely wrong. not malevolently so. but there is no do and there is no do not. there is only try. this is clear to a man in his mid-fifties and so should be clear to a 900-year-old Jedi knight
March 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Do not order from artisan dice. I ordered these macabre dice a few years ago, and they never got back to me about it. I lost several hundred dollars on a website that is difficult to discern as a scam.

www.artisandice.com/order/mement...
Memento Mori D20
these macabre D20 are crafted from human bones sourced from retired skeletons once used in medical universities. Thus preserving these bones as a gaming inspired Memento Mori. Each dice has been inlai...
www.artisandice.com
February 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
New email just dropped
January 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
he got more likes here than X, which made my day
goodness help me i've been considering recording vertical videos where i talk to the camera to promote my album on the video platforms since now they throttle non-face content due to AI
December 20, 2024 at 4:56 PM