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Gareth Pachio
@gazpachio.bsky.social
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Your local high street jazz enthusiast
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Who’s commentating on sky? #nufc
January 4, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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Agent Dubs #nufc
December 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Quelle surprise #nufc
December 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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We have Wissa and big Nick, would it really hurt to have both on at the same time and try a 4-4-2? #nufc
December 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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#nufc feed fucked or is no one watching this shite?
December 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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About fucking time #nufc
December 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Vhere is Vissa? Big Nick’s heads gone #nufc
December 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Come on Barnes, tear them apart #nufc
December 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Why isn’t Howe reacting to this and making changes!!! #nufc
December 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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No changes? #nufc
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December 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Murph and Barnes please #nufc
December 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Where’s Murphy #nufc
December 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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I don’t understand this playing out from the back, it’s like bruce ball all over again. Invite pressure and hoof it long in the hope it finds someone #nufc
December 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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This is shit #nufc
December 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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This multiview thing can get in the bin as well
December 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Everything about these unwashed cunts annoys me, the shit stadium, the shit music. Twats #NUFC
December 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Why’s Howe so reluctant to make subs?? #nufc
December 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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So time to sit back for 89 mins, aye
November 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Tonali is our greatest player, never stops, we’d be lost without him like #nufc
November 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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We have been very lucky there #nufc
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Damsgaard’s bonce is fucking huge
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Weird how I rarely get frustrated with foreign referees compared to premier league ones, makes you think… #nufc
November 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Big Joe will fucking knock you out ya little divy
October 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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#NUFC
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October 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Gwaan son, thought it had went over initially #nufc
October 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM