i want chappell roan to sing hot to go with the muppets and i want her to be miss piggy's first lesbian kiss. i will execute one hostage every hour until these demands are met

I

WILL

NEVER

FORGET!!!!!

Remember in the movie “Aliens” when no one listened to the woman and then everyone died? That’s what the vibe feels like right now.

Hi, I’m God.

Billionaires shouldn’t exist.

Thanks,

God

I just matched with one of my bosses on tinder. am I cooked?

having a spiritual experience while listening to Chappell Roan at work