Emily
@gay-fieri.bsky.social
What if I started practicing and getting really good at Mario kart and smash so when my nephew starts playing I can absolutely destroy him
January 5, 2026 at 9:00 PM
What if I started practicing and getting really good at Mario kart and smash so when my nephew starts playing I can absolutely destroy him
I'm going through photos my nephew took with my toy camera to make some prints for him for Xmas and why do I feel like he somehow managed to make me look like Poot
December 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I'm going through photos my nephew took with my toy camera to make some prints for him for Xmas and why do I feel like he somehow managed to make me look like Poot
adding "Reddit" to the end of a google search is just the modern version of shouting "I WANT TO TALK TO A HUMAN BEING" at the customer service robot on the phone
November 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
adding "Reddit" to the end of a google search is just the modern version of shouting "I WANT TO TALK TO A HUMAN BEING" at the customer service robot on the phone
A fun quirk of our tiny neurotic dog is that we have to work harder to keep her calm on Halloween than on fireworks holidays. She doesn't care about loud booms far away, but she's got something to say about children approaching HER house
October 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
A fun quirk of our tiny neurotic dog is that we have to work harder to keep her calm on Halloween than on fireworks holidays. She doesn't care about loud booms far away, but she's got something to say about children approaching HER house
I always forget that Halloween is supposed to be for dressing up slutty or scary and not a shitty cosplay that I think would be funny
October 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I always forget that Halloween is supposed to be for dressing up slutty or scary and not a shitty cosplay that I think would be funny
My wedding industry hot take is that most of the time when people complain about vendors being overpriced, the vendors are actually pretty normally priced but people have no event planning experience and don't realize that throwing an extravagant party for 150 people is EXPENSIVE
October 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
My wedding industry hot take is that most of the time when people complain about vendors being overpriced, the vendors are actually pretty normally priced but people have no event planning experience and don't realize that throwing an extravagant party for 150 people is EXPENSIVE
Me every time I'm invited to a wedding: hey so how slutty am I allowed to dress for this? Is this a tits out kind of event?
September 20, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Me every time I'm invited to a wedding: hey so how slutty am I allowed to dress for this? Is this a tits out kind of event?
Love to see these kinds of Storygraph stats for a book
September 16, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Love to see these kinds of Storygraph stats for a book
We gotta bring back Jackass
I don’t know man. Something about the fact young guys spend so much time gaming and indoors getting irony poisoned to the fact they write video game memes on bullet casings makes me think we got a problem with aimless young men in society.
September 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
We gotta bring back Jackass
Sometimes when we're passing other dogs on a walk, Kira will wander off to the side of the path and get really into sniffing something, and it always feels like her version of pretending to be on her phone when she doesn't want to make eye contact with a stranger
September 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Sometimes when we're passing other dogs on a walk, Kira will wander off to the side of the path and get really into sniffing something, and it always feels like her version of pretending to be on her phone when she doesn't want to make eye contact with a stranger
The articles online about the tswift engagement have info about the ring but never anything about the photographer 😭 please this is my industry I wanna know!!!
August 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The articles online about the tswift engagement have info about the ring but never anything about the photographer 😭 please this is my industry I wanna know!!!
I love that summer is bookended by two different events that feature rich white people waiting in line to be humbled by nature that haters like me get to gawk at online - Mt Everest summit window (usually late May) and Burning Man (week before Labor Day)
August 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I love that summer is bookended by two different events that feature rich white people waiting in line to be humbled by nature that haters like me get to gawk at online - Mt Everest summit window (usually late May) and Burning Man (week before Labor Day)
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If you have never had the approval of men it costs you nothing to lose it and then you’re free
all my life women have treated me like being me is their worst nightmare and then tried to hastily pretend that it wasn’t an insult
joke’s on you, if you have never had the approval of men it costs you nothing to lose it and then you’re free
joke’s on you, if you have never had the approval of men it costs you nothing to lose it and then you’re free
August 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
If you have never had the approval of men it costs you nothing to lose it and then you’re free
I feel a little like I'm larping disco elysium as I play it. I too am wearing whatever clothes I find on the ground, full of painkillers, oozing a little blood from somewhere, being babysat by my partner who is very kind to me even as she helps me accomplish what should be simple tasks
August 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I feel a little like I'm larping disco elysium as I play it. I too am wearing whatever clothes I find on the ground, full of painkillers, oozing a little blood from somewhere, being babysat by my partner who is very kind to me even as she helps me accomplish what should be simple tasks
Okay but should I use my surgery recovery time to learn how to dj
August 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Okay but should I use my surgery recovery time to learn how to dj
The only difference between hardcore Swifties and hardcore MCR fans is color palette. Yeah I'm sure they're gonna announce a new album any minute now. MCR 5 is coming out right after Rep TV
July 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The only difference between hardcore Swifties and hardcore MCR fans is color palette. Yeah I'm sure they're gonna announce a new album any minute now. MCR 5 is coming out right after Rep TV
Still thinking about how the last time MCR played in Seattle they personally attacked me by ending the encore with Cancer almost exactly a month after my friend died from cancer
The rest of the encore was vampire themed why did they do that to me personally
The rest of the encore was vampire themed why did they do that to me personally
July 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Still thinking about how the last time MCR played in Seattle they personally attacked me by ending the encore with Cancer almost exactly a month after my friend died from cancer
The rest of the encore was vampire themed why did they do that to me personally
The rest of the encore was vampire themed why did they do that to me personally
Hairdresser: so what do you do for work
Me:
Me:
July 10, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Hairdresser: so what do you do for work
Me:
Me:
giving my dog breed-specific enrichment activities but she's half Maltese so the activity is laying on top of me and taking a nap together 💖
June 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
giving my dog breed-specific enrichment activities but she's half Maltese so the activity is laying on top of me and taking a nap together 💖
People not masking at the doctor's office or at airports will always baffle me
June 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
People not masking at the doctor's office or at airports will always baffle me
I finally scheduled my breast reduction surgery but now all my favorite sports bras are starting to break. They could have just waited two more months but NO I guess not!!!
June 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I finally scheduled my breast reduction surgery but now all my favorite sports bras are starting to break. They could have just waited two more months but NO I guess not!!!
The least realistic part of The Hunger Games is that Panem has high speed rail
May 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The least realistic part of The Hunger Games is that Panem has high speed rail
Honestly it's really validating when the Wordle Bot tells me that I have a lot of skill but absolutely shit luck
May 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Honestly it's really validating when the Wordle Bot tells me that I have a lot of skill but absolutely shit luck
I started listening to the Hunger Games on audiobook the other day and it's so funny getting to hear katniss's perspective again after all the movies and prequels. Every two seconds she's like "why is peeta being nice to me? It must be part of his plan to kill me specifically"
May 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I started listening to the Hunger Games on audiobook the other day and it's so funny getting to hear katniss's perspective again after all the movies and prequels. Every two seconds she's like "why is peeta being nice to me? It must be part of his plan to kill me specifically"
Kira has been wearing a little onesie to keep her from licking at her single stitch while it heals. She has accidentally peed her onesie a couple times now, so we've given her a new nickname: Little Kira Pee-Pee Pants
April 22, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Kira has been wearing a little onesie to keep her from licking at her single stitch while it heals. She has accidentally peed her onesie a couple times now, so we've given her a new nickname: Little Kira Pee-Pee Pants