Gawjere
@gawjere.bsky.social
I post making custom parasols (日傘) and stuff
|| Data Day Jobber || Asian Amurican ||
|| Data Day Jobber || Asian Amurican ||
Lovin’ the new Notepad- . Makes you feel like you’re actually writing code. Smudge marks are latest feature release.
December 9, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Lovin’ the new Notepad- . Makes you feel like you’re actually writing code. Smudge marks are latest feature release.
Just buy my course off Udemy and I’ll teach you these 3 simple steps that’ll change your life and allow you to be your own boss.
December 9, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Just buy my course off Udemy and I’ll teach you these 3 simple steps that’ll change your life and allow you to be your own boss.
And make it the federal minimum
December 7, 2024 at 1:41 AM
And make it the federal minimum
When you don’t celebrate Christmas:
a woman with curly hair is stuck in here
ALT: a woman with curly hair is stuck in here
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December 7, 2024 at 1:37 AM
When you don’t celebrate Christmas:
We have awaited your arrival milord
December 6, 2024 at 3:15 AM
We have awaited your arrival milord
Listen to me:
a man in a suit and tie with a green monster on his head says " dakka "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie with a green monster on his head says " dakka "
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December 6, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Listen to me:
Sounds like they’re just trying to figure out who’s the last airbender to me
December 6, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Sounds like they’re just trying to figure out who’s the last airbender to me
Never forget the travesty that was Starbucks’ olive oil coffee
December 6, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Never forget the travesty that was Starbucks’ olive oil coffee
I’ve felt it too - at least I know there’s more of us going thru this process
December 5, 2024 at 10:39 PM
I’ve felt it too - at least I know there’s more of us going thru this process
It’s not the deep fried cheese that’s bad, my friend. It’s which sauce one should pair it with.
And I can sternly, but politely, say not marinara.
And I can sternly, but politely, say not marinara.
December 5, 2024 at 10:10 PM
It’s not the deep fried cheese that’s bad, my friend. It’s which sauce one should pair it with.
And I can sternly, but politely, say not marinara.
And I can sternly, but politely, say not marinara.
Sounds about right lol
a cartoon character is saying welcome to the club
ALT: a cartoon character is saying welcome to the club
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December 5, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Sounds about right lol
I hope it includes a special guest cameo of Mr. Doomguy, from critically acclaimed video game series, Doom.
December 5, 2024 at 5:18 PM
I hope it includes a special guest cameo of Mr. Doomguy, from critically acclaimed video game series, Doom.
[lightning port]
Clearly I’m the universally accepted standard. Made for superior products and perfect in every way - Just as Tim Apple intended
Clearly I’m the universally accepted standard. Made for superior products and perfect in every way - Just as Tim Apple intended
December 5, 2024 at 5:06 PM
[lightning port]
Clearly I’m the universally accepted standard. Made for superior products and perfect in every way - Just as Tim Apple intended
Clearly I’m the universally accepted standard. Made for superior products and perfect in every way - Just as Tim Apple intended
Looks like the thang she said to spit on was actually her fans who bought in. Props to being consistent with her slogan.
December 5, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Looks like the thang she said to spit on was actually her fans who bought in. Props to being consistent with her slogan.
Can’t forget Dr. Zaius
a group of cartoon characters are dancing in front of a building
ALT: a group of cartoon characters are dancing in front of a building
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December 5, 2024 at 7:44 AM
Can’t forget Dr. Zaius
The one, true daylight savings time I can believe in
December 5, 2024 at 7:36 AM
The one, true daylight savings time I can believe in
Oh man, Happy Birthday!
December 5, 2024 at 7:26 AM
Oh man, Happy Birthday!
Joke’s on you, that’s like -20 gumballs at the local gas station
December 5, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Joke’s on you, that’s like -20 gumballs at the local gas station
Welcome to the club, dear goodfellow. Btw, 2-slice toasters are so pedestrian, wouldn’t you say? Clearly made for those to go hungry first before us. Such a shame. I bet those types are also the ones to butter their toast before even toasting it.
December 4, 2024 at 11:20 AM
Welcome to the club, dear goodfellow. Btw, 2-slice toasters are so pedestrian, wouldn’t you say? Clearly made for those to go hungry first before us. Such a shame. I bet those types are also the ones to butter their toast before even toasting it.
*radio crackles in*
They’ve dispatched a Trumpinator to your location. The Trumpwrap Gordita was bait - you need an evac. Sirens are blaring and a horde of Cybertrucks are chasing you down the street, accidentally bumping and running over every living thing while on FSD. Live Mas.
They’ve dispatched a Trumpinator to your location. The Trumpwrap Gordita was bait - you need an evac. Sirens are blaring and a horde of Cybertrucks are chasing you down the street, accidentally bumping and running over every living thing while on FSD. Live Mas.
December 4, 2024 at 9:39 AM
*radio crackles in*
They’ve dispatched a Trumpinator to your location. The Trumpwrap Gordita was bait - you need an evac. Sirens are blaring and a horde of Cybertrucks are chasing you down the street, accidentally bumping and running over every living thing while on FSD. Live Mas.
They’ve dispatched a Trumpinator to your location. The Trumpwrap Gordita was bait - you need an evac. Sirens are blaring and a horde of Cybertrucks are chasing you down the street, accidentally bumping and running over every living thing while on FSD. Live Mas.