“Because I’m incredibly passionate about paying my mortgage”

My ex’s father did exactly this, we all knew that he was smashing the rest of the bottle before dinner. He’d then make a fuss about how he only wanted one drink at dinner and then he’d have a ‘secret’ whiskey while washing up. It was so obvious.

Ugh, it’s not a good outcome, but everyone I speak to seems to see the same patterns. Spoke to a bacon manufacturer recently and they said demand has been absolutely consistent over recent years. Best they can do is promote sustainable practices on their farms.

Snap! I completely missed it on Tuesday so have sworn this weekend is the one 🙌

Manchego and fig jam is an elite combo

Yep being a zombie is not a default state. I recently cut my coffee from 4 a day to 2 and it's been a revelation, sleeping deeper and dreaming more too.

Based purely on vibes